Hospital Gives Man Drip Feed of Vodka.. all my dreams have come true.

There is a Santa Claus!

My sister decided to join the ranks of dog owners and purchased herself a chihuahua.

I’m a little concerned that her giant cat will eat her.

Nya and Cocoa the giant cat

But she is kinda cute, so I guess she’s a good addition. 😉

Nya

For two days now we’ve had realtors bring people to the house, and let me just say, I hate this realtor. Maybe it’s just us, but the woman seems very cloying and irritating.

She says stupid things like, “Oh you shouldn’t worry too much, the people who are coming by only want this for a summer place.”

Wtf? I shouldn’t worry? I STILL HAVE TO MOVE YOU BITCH.

“I didn’t realize you both worked from home. What a great location, with the waterviews, and such.”

Well IT WAS, WTF?!

The best thing we’ve done so far is make sure I’m out of the house when they show up. I take Reggie and we go get coffee and stay away for 15 minutes while the Chop shows them inside.

Today, unfortunately, I arrived back in 20 minutes and they were still inside the house.. and I got to watch the woman open my oven and fridge and dishwasher and say how clean it was (to which I wanted to say, yeah, you’re lucky I moved in, otherwise that oven would be nasty).

Then she noticed the cd unit, asked if it was built-in and when Chop said, nope, from IKEA, she looked around and say, “Oh it’s all an IKEA house.”

Now, in general, I’m OK with he quantity of IKEA stuff we have. Let’s see, three wardrobes, an entertainment unit and a CD thing… however, the way she said it really grated on my nerves.

I wanted to say, “Yeah, I’m sorry, I’m sure you don’t shop at IKEA, Miss Wearing Prada Shoes and Designer Jeans, but jesus, I live here, and I am standing two feet from you.. DID YOU NEVER LEARN MANNERS?!”

I need a drink.

A For Sale sign just went up on our lawn.

I am not pleased.

This is in addition to the realtor who just walked right into our house last week, yipping about taking pictures of the outside from the inside… and did she call first, as I was TOLD they would?

No, no she did not.

This does not bode well.