October 6th, 2007

i hate the peoples

For two days now we’ve had realtors bring people to the house, and let me just say, I hate this realtor. Maybe it’s just us, but the woman seems very cloying and irritating.

She says stupid things like, “Oh you shouldn’t worry too much, the people who are coming by only want this for a summer place.”

Wtf? I shouldn’t worry? I STILL HAVE TO MOVE YOU BITCH.

“I didn’t realize you both worked from home. What a great location, with the waterviews, and such.”

Well IT WAS, WTF?!

The best thing we’ve done so far is make sure I’m out of the house when they show up. I take Reggie and we go get coffee and stay away for 15 minutes while the Chop shows them inside.

Today, unfortunately, I arrived back in 20 minutes and they were still inside the house.. and I got to watch the woman open my oven and fridge and dishwasher and say how clean it was (to which I wanted to say, yeah, you’re lucky I moved in, otherwise that oven would be nasty).

Then she noticed the cd unit, asked if it was built-in and when Chop said, nope, from IKEA, she looked around and say, “Oh it’s all an IKEA house.”

Now, in general, I’m OK with he quantity of IKEA stuff we have. Let’s see, three wardrobes, an entertainment unit and a CD thing… however, the way she said it really grated on my nerves.

I wanted to say, “Yeah, I’m sorry, I’m sure you don’t shop at IKEA, Miss Wearing Prada Shoes and Designer Jeans, but jesus, I live here, and I am standing two feet from you.. DID YOU NEVER LEARN MANNERS?!”

I need a drink.