December 26th, 2005cough, hack, ow
I am sick.
I want to die.
I am trying to believe, but I want to take a pill and pass quietly into the night.
Did I mention I was sick?
- two is better than one
- one day at a time
- i’ll stand down whole armies defending your name
- one for each
- seven months
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- two is better than one
- one day at a time
- i’ll stand down whole armies defending your name
- one for each
- seven months
Recent Posts
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- two is better than one
- one day at a time
- i’ll stand down whole armies defending your name
- one for each
- seven months
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- two is better than one
- one day at a time
- i’ll stand down whole armies defending your name
- one for each
- seven months
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You have exactly four days and three hours to get better, so rest up.
Just tell those pesky family members to back the *bleep* off, ’cause your sick.
See you soon.
Comment by grampa — December 26, 2005 @ 8:48 pm
Just say twelve “Our Fathers” and you will feel better.
‘cept, substitute Oh Great Hurler Of Gas Balls for every reference to our father or that pesky God character.
Trust me. You’ll be fine.
Comment by grampa — December 26, 2005 @ 8:55 pm
I’m trying, but it is not going well.
And I tried that too… but notice how I am still awake? Le sigh.
I don’t think I can say twelve of anything, but nice idea. 😛
Comment by the insider — December 26, 2005 @ 9:24 pm
Thera-Flu – tastes like shit, but it works. If that fails, you can try Ron’s Russian Gramma cure:
2 cups water, 1 small onion, 1 clove of garlic (crushed), lemon juice. Combine, boil, strain. Add one shot of vodka, one shot of red wine. Drink. All of it. Very fast.
It tastes like shit, but it will make you pass out and sweat like a mutha but it will make you better.
You just gotta believe.
Comment by grampa — December 26, 2005 @ 10:24 pm
hehehe… i’ve seen the russian gramma cure in action. i lived with two belarussians. man. that stuff is VILE! only they did water, like a whole head of garlic, lemon and honey. but is was a condensed version. it apparently burns your insides… yuck.
oh and so it’s only 3 days for you! yay!
Comment by wendykat — December 27, 2005 @ 4:34 am
Lots n’ lots o’ sleep! That’s the best cure for what ails you! …although that russion cure looks interesting too!
Comment by Kerry — December 27, 2005 @ 9:08 am
Eww… gramma cure sounds awful. Very, very awful.
Wendy… Three days to be terribly ill. It sucks. I need like a week.
Kerry… Can’t sleep, pain. 🙁
Comment by the insider — December 27, 2005 @ 11:27 am
ugh, sucks! 🙁 i hope you’re well soon!
Comment by Kerry — December 28, 2005 @ 7:20 am