Comments on: cough, hack, ow

By: Kerry

Kerry — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 15:20:46 +0000

ugh, sucks! 🙁 i hope you’re well soon!

By: the insider

the insider — Tue, 27 Dec 2005 19:27:45 +0000

Eww… gramma cure sounds awful. Very, very awful.

Wendy… Three days to be terribly ill. It sucks. I need like a week.

Kerry… Can’t sleep, pain. 🙁

By: Kerry

Kerry — Tue, 27 Dec 2005 17:08:38 +0000

Lots n’ lots o’ sleep! That’s the best cure for what ails you! …although that russion cure looks interesting too!

By: wendykat

wendykat — Tue, 27 Dec 2005 12:34:44 +0000

hehehe… i’ve seen the russian gramma cure in action. i lived with two belarussians. man. that stuff is VILE! only they did water, like a whole head of garlic, lemon and honey. but is was a condensed version. it apparently burns your insides… yuck.

oh and so it’s only 3 days for you! yay!

By: grampa

grampa — Tue, 27 Dec 2005 06:24:37 +0000

Thera-Flu – tastes like shit, but it works. If that fails, you can try Ron’s Russian Gramma cure:

2 cups water, 1 small onion, 1 clove of garlic (crushed), lemon juice. Combine, boil, strain. Add one shot of vodka, one shot of red wine. Drink. All of it. Very fast.

It tastes like shit, but it will make you pass out and sweat like a mutha but it will make you better.

You just gotta believe.

By: the insider

the insider — Tue, 27 Dec 2005 05:24:46 +0000

I’m trying, but it is not going well.

And I tried that too… but notice how I am still awake? Le sigh.

I don’t think I can say twelve of anything, but nice idea. 😛

By: grampa

grampa — Tue, 27 Dec 2005 04:55:47 +0000

Just say twelve “Our Fathers” and you will feel better.

‘cept, substitute Oh Great Hurler Of Gas Balls for every reference to our father or that pesky God character.

Trust me. You’ll be fine.

By: grampa

grampa — Tue, 27 Dec 2005 04:48:22 +0000

You have exactly four days and three hours to get better, so rest up.

Just tell those pesky family members to back the *bleep* off, ’cause your sick.

See you soon.