May 7th, 2010

insert foot in phone

Yesterday was the Chop’s oldest sister’s birthday, and fortunately his younger sister called to remind him—which was good, since apparently I was supposed to remind him, but I have “pregnant brain,” so my memory is impaired. Or so they say.

He texted her around 11PM, and she responded by saying she was in California with her boyfriend. I told him to text her back and say, “allie says have good bday sex!,” but he refused, quite vehemently, lol. So I texted her and we went to bed.

About an hour later my phone rang. I didn’t recognize the number, so I didn’t answer. It called again and I thought “fuck it, fine” and answered. It was a guy, asking who I was—of course I responded with, who’s this? He didn’t say, but asked if I was some random name—I said no. Then he asked if I was Chop’s Allie. I said, uhh… yeah?

Turns out his sister didn’t have me in her phone and they were wondering who the random person was who texted her about her sex life. Yeah. Well done on my part. The Chop thought it was hilarious.