March 18th, 2008the wonders of the days inn
So far the most interesting thing in DC has been our next door neighbors. We’re at a super cheap hotel (hi, I’m all about saving money) and the walls are quite thin, which means the massive fight that happened between the couple next door was highly entertaining.
Some gems:
My momma raised a WOMAN, she didn’t raise no bitch! – said multiple times, at around 5AM.
I don’t need you, when we get home, I’m through. JUST THROUGH. – also multiple times, last night and this morning.
You’re man enough to say you love me, sleep in my bed, put your dick in me, but still call me a bitch! – a personal favorite of mine (and Choppy’s)
I’m going to the shelter in the morning!
Don’t touch me! Don’t touch me! Don’t touch me! – said in escalating bursts, similar to the “Head on! Apply directly to your forehead!” commercials.
The woman was the loudest, so while we heard the guy speaking in lower tones, it was her that came through loud and clear.
There’s really nothing like a batshit crazy couple less than two feet away to make you happy that you’re in a good relationship, LOL.
We’re heading home in a couple of hours, the interview went well (we won’t find out for a little while, they apparently have several other interviews this week) and the St. Paddy’s day drinking was great fun. 🙂
You’re lucky there wasn’t a bullet coming through those thin walls at the Days Inn. OMG!!!! Save $$$ on drinks next time at the bar & have HAPPY hour so, you can stay at a “decent” hotel without the trash!!!!
Comment by aw — March 18, 2008 @ 11:18 pm