June 24th, 2007

iceberg, prince willy and the ugliest dog in the world

I had a slew of spam comments that showed up in my email this morning, so dutifully I opened the blog and started deleting.

Then I realized I haven’t posted in a week, which of course makes me a very bad blogger. I would sit here and say, “Oh, I’ve been busy, work’s been a bitch, the dog and bf are taking up my time, yada, yada,” but the truth is, I kinda forgot. And then I realized (on Wednesday) that I had nothing interesting to share.

Which sucks, because it’s now Sunday and I still have nothing interesting.

Last week was the first day we picked up from our farm share, and the dog there tried to hump Reggie, who was not very impressed. I never realized that iceberg lettuce had lots of curly green leaves surrounding the pale green, compact part you get in the supermarket. I’m assuming they take them off when they are washed, but I dunno.

We were supposed to leave for vacation with the Porkchop’s family yesterday, but his work is evil and so we had to cancel. Now he’s leaving today for NYC through Wednesday, and he’s not very happy about it.

My homepage, when I turn on a browser, is Boston.com, and this morning, I briefly scoured the front page, searching for something exciting to share.

Prince William and his former girlfriend are probably back together.. eh, not that exciting. It’d be more entertaining if he was dating Britney or Lohan, or someone equally troubled.

Part 1 of a 7-part series, “The Making of Mitt Romney”? Upon further inspection, it appears the writer has been paid by the Romneys to a) fawn all over him, b) fawn all over Mormonism and c) annoy me. Hello, how is this journalism?!

And then of course, there is this little gem… say hello to the Ugliest Dog in the World. And no, I’m not kidding.