December 15th, 2006fun things to say to your boss
“You’re driving me insane and I will NEVER give you a URL of a site I’m working on again. Seriously.”
“No, I’m not kidding, a two-drink maximum? How is that a party?”
“If you don’t quit poking around on the site, I’m going to block your IP address permanently.”
“Would it help if I talked slower?”
“Have you seen the new Mac commercial? The one where PC gives Mac a GUI C++ Book? I’m NOT PC. I don’t do heavy-duty programming. Think of me as a Mac, but wearing the suit of PC and dating PC’s cousin, Web Developer Dude.”
Ah, the joys of morning meetings.
Did I mention that working for my boss is like working for a slightly slow puppy dog?
awww i wuvs puppy dogs. does he drool and fall asleep after bouncing around for 5 minutes?
Comment by wendykat — December 15, 2006 @ 11:31 am
Basically, yeah.
Comment by the insider — December 15, 2006 @ 11:33 am
Having known you,and talked with you, at great length, I have to say “Yes” it would help if you talked slower.
Comment by grampa — December 15, 2006 @ 2:37 pm
hahaha did u end up going 2 the party? (the post before this one, sorry, I was late ). 2 drinks maximum is such a bad joke… just 1 vodka? no thanks.
I do spend the same time on the road everyday and I have, some days, left partying at 4 am and be at 8 am in the office lol try to do it while you are young… I am sure I am making myself older with this kind of life! xD ( no comments about my liver )
Oh and you boss…just dress with with a collar.
Comment by Me, Myself and I — December 15, 2006 @ 3:29 pm
Grampa.. whatever. 😛
Me… nope, I didn’t. And yes, bad, bad joke, lol.
Comment by the insider — December 16, 2006 @ 11:13 am
i had to delete a comment from you because you made reference to May… she doesn’t know about May yet.
😉
Comment by wendykat — December 16, 2006 @ 3:44 pm
Macs suck!
Comment by Andy — December 19, 2006 @ 10:05 pm
Wen.. whoops!
Andy.. shut. up.
Comment by the insider — December 20, 2006 @ 3:50 pm
I one day asked my boss if there was something wrong with wanting a VERY stiff drink at 12 o’clock in the afternoon. (there was a dog in the office that barked. all. day.) He said no…And there’s no ‘drink limit’ at OUR company christmas party…teehee. (the ‘company’ consisting of my boss and myself)
Comment by Jen — December 21, 2006 @ 11:44 am