November 21st, 2006missed connection: amtrak
You, girl on the train with her boyfriend (who was helping a nun with her suitcase).
Me, long-haired, bony-assed youngish dude with a beanie wearing jeans.
Your back was toward me when your hand slid up my leg and grabbed my ass, but I know you were only trying to be sly so your boyfriend (again, who was helping a nun) wouldn’t see.
Let’s get together and grope.
………..
I will never, ever live this down. EVER. I have never been so mortified. And the Chop thinks it’s hysterical. Kill me.
!
Comment by Jen — November 22, 2006 @ 9:30 am
wait… what?!
Comment by wendykat — November 22, 2006 @ 11:15 am
excuse me? I am not alone wondering what the hell u are talking about… ¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?
Comment by Me, Myself and I — November 22, 2006 @ 12:19 pm
lol.. OK.
Last night we were getting off the train. The Porkchop was helping a nun with her luggage, but I thought he was behind me.
So I reached my hand back and grabbed his ass.
And yet… it wasn’t his ass, oh no, it was the ass of a random dude on the train.
And I didn’t realize it until I turned around to see why the Chop hadn’t said something to me about grabbing his ass in front of a nun, and this kid in a beanie with long hair was looking at me.
Seriously, mortification personified.
Comment by the insider — November 22, 2006 @ 12:55 pm
hahahahaha!! I tell you I thought you grabbed another girl’s ass xD whatever, it is funny anyways!! was it a good ass though? LOL
Comment by Me, Myself and I — November 22, 2006 @ 1:20 pm
oh. my. gawd.
i am so glad you only grabbed his ass. and was that missed connection for real then?
Comment by wendykat — November 22, 2006 @ 1:41 pm
Me… NO! Skinny, bony and SO SO SO embarassing.
Wen.. lol, no it wasn’t. One the way home we were talking about it, as in “what if he posted on craigslist that he wants me to get in touch?!” 😛
Comment by the insider — November 22, 2006 @ 1:45 pm
Well…Didn’t you tecnically already ‘get in touch’?
Comment by Jen — November 22, 2006 @ 1:48 pm
Erm.. yeah, kinda.
Ew.
Comment by the insider — November 22, 2006 @ 2:08 pm