November 29th, 200632? it’s a big store, nobody’ll notice…
It’s a documented fact I’m not the biggest fan of Walmart.
But there’s this Supercenter one on my way home from work, and the prices are really good.
And the best part?
The self-checkout lane allows for 20 items.
Granted, I checked out of there with 32 items, but at least it wasn’t the “10 only” regular Walmart.
I also learned that if I ever need a second job, I can TOTALLY be a checker. I’m fast and I bag well.
😀
It’s the little things, you know.
Walmart is the devil. Go to Target!
Comment by Mr. K. — November 29, 2006 @ 9:14 pm
The Insider claims that Target is out of the way, but I agree – Walmart is the devil.
Comment by The Porkchop — November 29, 2006 @ 11:06 pm
you can’t work at walmart. you have all your teeth, hygiene, and don’t live in a trailer.
Comment by wendykat — November 30, 2006 @ 6:02 am
Wal-Mart is evil, but sometimes….You just can’t beat the prices…
Comment by Jen — November 30, 2006 @ 9:17 am
There are REASONS you can’t beat the prices. Those reasons, coincidentally, happen to be nearly identical to the reasons why Walmart is evil.
It’s not enough to denounce it and still shop there.
Ban Walmart.
Comment by EcamirG — November 30, 2006 @ 1:10 pm
Target is 15 miles out of my way.. and when it’s dark and all I need are some things (that you can’t get at Target, mind you), I’ll go there.
Wen… good point, lol.
EcamirG.. I know, I know… and yet… I know. Argh.
Comment by the insider — November 30, 2006 @ 1:20 pm
I like Wal-Mart mostly for the cute little old people that they hire as people-greeters. I just like to go there and hear them say: ‘Welcome to Wal-Mart!’, and they’re all happy, and smiling.
Comment by Jen — November 30, 2006 @ 4:54 pm
The people-greeters can be grouped into two categories:
1) Robots programmed to simulate the actions and attitudes of cute little old people
2) Real old people who’ve been enslaved and are being controlled via behavior modification and psychotropic drugs.
Fear the old people!
Comment by The Porkchop — November 30, 2006 @ 5:33 pm
i was already afraid of them. now more so. thanks.
Comment by wendykat — November 30, 2006 @ 10:01 pm
They scare me. I think they hate their job.
Comment by the insider — November 30, 2006 @ 11:38 pm
lol come over here and so my food shopping!
Comment by Me, Myself and I — December 1, 2006 @ 12:48 pm