July 4th, 2006dreams are scary and weird
I had this insane dream this morning and I woke up all in a funk—I hate that.
I was at this parade that’s in the town next to mine and the cops kept blocking me in with tape. Eventually I got out of there and found myself in an expensive neighborhood, right on the water. I pulled in and found myself blocked in with that damn tape again, so I decided to cut across an inlet and get out that way.
I drove through a yard, then jumped in the water, carrying (what I thought was my car, but now, I’m thinking.. no) something over my head. To my left, running along an embankment, was myself, yelling at me that there was a shark, right under me, touching me.
Next thing I know, I feel a bump and suddenly I’m flying across the ocean riding on the back of this shark, who I just know is going to drown me and eat me.
I fade away from that and find myself reading a newspaper where a local is being searched for, but presumed missing, after his body was carried away by a shark.
Yeah. Scary. as. all. holy. hell. I woke up in a dead panic.
I was planning to go to the beach today, but I’m all wigged out now. Nice, huh?
If it is any consolation to you, I’m going to the beach today too. And the waters here are much more likely to be shark infested.
If you do happen to see a shark, then do what I always do. Feed it a tourist.
Comment by Grampa — July 4, 2006 @ 1:13 pm
huh. i had a dream i was me… but also a pair of magical hamsters with super powers. i was awesome. and i would run around and do super cool magic power stuff… in my grammas house.
Comment by wendykat — July 4, 2006 @ 11:35 pm
G.. nope, none at all thanks. 😛
Wen.. OK, but yours is a HAPPY one. 😛
Comment by the insider — July 5, 2006 @ 11:59 pm