June 24th, 2006what kind of party?
My dear sweet friend J talked me into going to a party last night. She had said it was a cocktail party of sorts, but after some vague text messages, I ascertained the real point: sex toys.
So at about seven last night I found myself downing vodka with a bunch of nurses from a local hospital, watching a very nice lady demonstrate how to use various lubes, vibrators and dildos.
I came home completely tanked, toting a nondescript brown bag. 🙂
Everyone should go to one of these parties at least once in their life. 😉
LOL all the tools to have your own party too hahahahaha funny!
Comment by Me, Myself and I — June 24, 2006 @ 7:08 pm
OH MY………..!!!!!
Comment by AW — June 25, 2006 @ 11:09 am
hehe Me.. funny. 😉
Cousin, that’s why I called.. but then I picked up J and then I was trashed, so I figured I’d call later. 😉
Comment by the insider — June 25, 2006 @ 3:16 pm
i told English you went to a tupperware party… he says “how old is she? aren’t grans supposed to go to those.” at which point i laughed and explained the difference in plastic products.
Comment by wendykat — June 25, 2006 @ 9:08 pm
Holy Crap, Did you get AW and I a Christmas Present?!?!?!?!
Comment by The Sister — June 25, 2006 @ 9:42 pm
hhmmm….the hubby will be all over that Christmas present…..I wonder what she bought for momma & Pops since he only likes a mouthfull! eww..I can’t believe I just said that about my auntie & uncle…way TMI!!!!
Comment by AW — June 25, 2006 @ 11:27 pm
Wen the lady wants me to host one… ::eyebrows waggle:: think English’ll let you come? lol
Sis.. um, no. Did you want something dear?
Cousin.. eww. On so MANY levels, lol.
Comment by the insider — June 26, 2006 @ 10:11 am
Okay wow you just totally described the dream I had last night!
“A bunch of nurses from a local hospital, watching a very nice lady demonstrate how to use various lubes, vibrators and dildos.”
Comment by Andy — June 26, 2006 @ 10:35 am
You are a bad, BAD boy, lol.
You’d have loved this party… and I do mean loved. 😛
Comment by the insider — June 26, 2006 @ 10:42 am
My question is, did the hostess at least go all out? I’m talking penis-shaped party favors (ahem, lollipops and erasers), ice cubes, jello-shots….?
Comment by Jenn — June 26, 2006 @ 11:35 am
LOL.. I saw some of those lollipops!
Alas, no, but there was lots and lots of liquor.
Comment by the insider — June 26, 2006 @ 11:57 am
Well, now you have ideas for when you host your own party…::eyebrow arches::
Comment by Jenn — June 26, 2006 @ 12:55 pm
lol.. you know, I want to have one online, but it wouldn’t be as fun. 😉
Comment by the insider — June 26, 2006 @ 1:09 pm
Mm…Probably not. I think the real ones are a total riot. A cyber one probably wouldn’t be quite the same.
Comment by Jenn — June 26, 2006 @ 1:18 pm
It’s all about the nipple clamps. Seriously.
Comment by Grampa — June 26, 2006 @ 2:09 pm
Good point.
Um.. naughty. 😛
Comment by the insider — June 26, 2006 @ 5:16 pm
AW the image in my head about the parents is sooooooo bad!!!!!!
Comment by The Sister — June 26, 2006 @ 8:27 pm
Please.. don’t talk about it. Nightmares, NIGHTMARES.
Comment by the insider — June 26, 2006 @ 8:29 pm
To thine own self be true, and all that shit.
Quick, think of your parents nekkid.
Comment by Grampa — June 26, 2006 @ 8:44 pm
Shut it 😛
Comment by the insider — June 26, 2006 @ 8:51 pm