June 1st, 2006above average intelligence
All of TV is now reruns and I feel cheated. I lost a good three months of TV (at least) and now they’re just taking it away… bastards.
I mean if they’re going to run reruns, at least run the ones that I missed… not the ones from freaking last fall. Geez. That’s so irritating. I saw them open the damn hatch—the hatch is open. Next please.
So Lost was such an f—ing old rerun I ended up watching Criminal Minds, which was also a rerun, but alas, one I had not seen.
Technically I didn’t really watch it so much as listen as I tooled around Craigslist looking at apartments and chatted with the people on Skype, but I did pick up the bits and pieces.
And here, therefore, is my issue. Why do all serial killers have “above average intelligence?” And why oh why do they describe the killer, on every episode of CM, as having said above average intelligence? I’m going to start thinking that everyone with aai is now a serial killer (yes, yes, completely illogical… the whole if a = b and b = c, then a must = c, but whatever.)
Yes, this is what concerns me late at night, after the vodka has been consumed… a nation of aai serial killers are being bred right outside my door.