June 1st, 2006above average intelligence
All of TV is now reruns and I feel cheated. I lost a good three months of TV (at least) and now they’re just taking it away… bastards.
I mean if they’re going to run reruns, at least run the ones that I missed… not the ones from freaking last fall. Geez. That’s so irritating. I saw them open the damn hatch—the hatch is open. Next please.
So Lost was such an f—ing old rerun I ended up watching Criminal Minds, which was also a rerun, but alas, one I had not seen.
Technically I didn’t really watch it so much as listen as I tooled around Craigslist looking at apartments and chatted with the people on Skype, but I did pick up the bits and pieces.
And here, therefore, is my issue. Why do all serial killers have “above average intelligence?” And why oh why do they describe the killer, on every episode of CM, as having said above average intelligence? I’m going to start thinking that everyone with aai is now a serial killer (yes, yes, completely illogical… the whole if a = b and b = c, then a must = c, but whatever.)
Yes, this is what concerns me late at night, after the vodka has been consumed… a nation of aai serial killers are being bred right outside my door.
You should definately be scared of me then. You however, probably not so worried about becoming a serial killer then. Aint that right 78.
Comment by Andy — June 1, 2006 @ 11:37 am
No, no yeti, you just have above average height. Height does not equate with intelligence. 😛
Asshat.
Comment by the insider — June 1, 2006 @ 11:40 am
No but my massive……aptitude does! 😉
Comment by Andy — June 1, 2006 @ 11:42 am
Massive attitude you mean?
Your aptitude has yet to be proven asshat. 😛
Comment by the insider — June 1, 2006 @ 11:44 am
Hm….
You know how the serial killers inevitably believe themselves to be smart, whether they are very smart or just lucky? I think that’s more telling than intelligence alone. So, say, for example, Mr Cowerton. He thinks he’s sooOOOOooo smart. So he’s prolly a serial killer.
Actually, that’s not even hypothesis. We know he is. He is a serial killer of spiders. Go on, Moo, deny it.
Comment by Thérèse — June 1, 2006 @ 12:39 pm
But I’m…oh who am I kidding.
Yes. I kill spiders and then turn them into lampshades.
Comment by MooCow — June 1, 2006 @ 1:03 pm
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/sister.htm
fun test and explains the smarty mcpantserson attitude of serial killers… and my boyfriend. yea… he’s coldly logical and will probably turn me into a lovely pair of boots. sigh.
Comment by wendykat — June 1, 2006 @ 1:28 pm
There’s really only sheep and wolves, darlin’, sheep and wovles. That whole sheppard bit is Christian propaganda. Just embrace the dark side and start eating the weak, it works for me.
The only reason you’re not already a lampshade is that (a) you have aai and I was hoping you’d come around and (b) you have a nice rack that is fun to play with.
Comment by Grampa — June 1, 2006 @ 1:47 pm
Therese… hehehehe.
Eww Moo, I’m not visiting your apartment. Ever.
Wendy… LOL. I remember hearing about that. You’d probably make cute boots though.. 😉
Grampa… wait you thought about turning me into a lampshade? Jerk. 😛
Comment by the insider — June 1, 2006 @ 2:01 pm
i’m sure he only thought about turning parts of you into a lamp shade… he’d probably save your boobs for like on/off switches or something.
Comment by wendykat — June 1, 2006 @ 2:08 pm
I don’t know which of you is more disturbing at this moment, LOL.
Comment by the insider — June 1, 2006 @ 2:11 pm
he is. definitely.
Comment by wendykat — June 1, 2006 @ 3:43 pm
Everyone needs a little serial every once in a while.
Some of us need it every few weeks or so to stop the voices.
Comment by Grampa — June 1, 2006 @ 5:19 pm
Can I vote for Wendy?
Comment by Moocow — June 1, 2006 @ 11:47 pm
Bitch ain’t got nuthin’ on me.
Comment by Grampa — June 2, 2006 @ 12:36 am
Yeah, really, she doesn’t… LOL. 😉
Comment by the insider — June 2, 2006 @ 12:42 am