May 18th, 2006return of the prodigal parents
Mom: Morning honey.
Me: Erm.. whassat now?
Mom: I just wanted to call and let you know we’re in New York. The flight was awful and your father is being strip searched—again.
Me: Uh huh.. hmm. Um, OK good, good.
Mom: Are you still in bed?
Me: Kinda sorta.
Mom: Don’t you have to go to work?
Me: In about two hours, yes, yes I do. How was the trip?
Mom: It was unreal! And blah blah blah…
I basically zoned out at that point, because my mother said “unreal.” Dear god, lol.
So they made it back alive and they had a fantastic time. 🙂
i love when parents call waaaaaay too early in the morning… though to be fair i called my dad at 7am yesterday his time because i had had a bad dream and was worried about him. he was still in bed. sack of lazy bones.
Comment by wendykat — May 18, 2006 @ 10:25 am
Great your parents arrived fine. And I guess u feel kinda relieved about them back home lol no more morning questions like that face to face lol
Comment by Me, Myself and I — May 18, 2006 @ 12:43 pm
LOL.. you’re, um, sweet. 😛
Me: very true and yes we are. 🙂
Comment by the insider — May 18, 2006 @ 3:23 pm
Starting to look like you are going to have to go with word verification.
Or, change jobs so the virus ridden girl is no longer bringing spam and other undesirables to your door.
Wash your hands early and often and, whatever you do, don’t eat with her.
I’d rather eat shit if I were you.
Just sayin’.
Comment by Grampa — May 19, 2006 @ 4:22 pm
I’m thinking word verification or mass IP blocking.. haven’t decided.
Comment by the insider — May 19, 2006 @ 10:50 pm
We’ll talk about it shortly.
Comment by Grampa — May 19, 2006 @ 10:52 pm