May 17th, 2006oh the pain
I pulled a muscle in my thigh and holy shit it hurts like a son of a bitch. Walking, moving, sitting.. it’s just excruciating.
I don’t remember how I did it, either. ::cough:: There’s a chance that last night when I was completely and utterly smashed with my friend E, I might’ve stumbled off the curb… yeah. Don’t ask. The insider had a very shitty day and capped it off with five vodkas. Brilliant, I know.
I was told earlier today that I should update the blog because someone was bored, lol. Unfortunately, life right now is rather lacking in the entertainment department. Aside from getting smashed, all I do is work, look for a new job and look for a new apartment… it’s not exactly stellar blog material.
Anybody got anything better going on? Do share.
i made yucky stew for dinner. i am ashamed. i did’t taste the beer before i dumped it in the pot. it was a bit too bitter for me to drink normally… stupid hops… fucked up my dinner. i ate a couple handfulls of frozen corn instead. *sigh* yes, the corn was still frozen.
Comment by wendykat — May 17, 2006 @ 9:21 pm
ROTFL… I ate a can of beets, pickles and a couple of tomatoes.. lololol. 🙂
Comment by the insider — May 17, 2006 @ 9:23 pm
at least you had a variety!
me: oh look frozen corn.
me two seconds later: and now for more frozen corn.
me: what’s for dessert. hey! frozen. corn.
Comment by wendykat — May 17, 2006 @ 9:26 pm
You didn’t put anything on it..? Like, I dunno, frozen ice cream or something? lol
Comment by the insider — May 17, 2006 @ 9:27 pm
duh! if i had had ice cream you think i woulda had frozen corn for dinner?!
Comment by wendykat — May 17, 2006 @ 9:29 pm
Good point, stupid question, lol.
Where’s English when you need him? Sheesh
Comment by the insider — May 17, 2006 @ 9:37 pm
*mumble grumble* england. stupid england. i wish his name wasn’t English… i wish it was… Guy Nextdoor… or Dude On My Bed.
now i need icecream.
Comment by wendykat — May 17, 2006 @ 9:40 pm
Awww… poor wendy. She’s so mistreated. She hasn’t gotten laid in like.. a week.
::grumble, grumble::
Asshat. 😛
Comment by the insider — May 17, 2006 @ 9:43 pm
excuse me? it’s been like 3 weeks. so nyah.
Comment by wendykat — May 17, 2006 @ 9:47 pm
Uh huh.. cry me a river. Three weeks. Lord I would KILL for three weeks.
Compare that to five and a half months.. 😛 😛
Comment by the insider — May 17, 2006 @ 9:48 pm
i know. i know.
online toy store? *raised eyebrow*
Comment by wendykat — May 17, 2006 @ 9:53 pm
LOL… yes well the online toy store doesn’t buy groceries or give a backrub.
Comment by the insider — May 17, 2006 @ 9:59 pm
oh but it could!
…
Comment by wendykat — May 17, 2006 @ 10:03 pm
Wow, it’s like stumbling into the ladies room.
And that’s only happened twice to me so far today…
Comment by Moocow — May 17, 2006 @ 11:12 pm
Um.. really now wendy? lol
Moo! Wait, I’ll pass you the handtowel. 🙂
Comment by the insider — May 17, 2006 @ 11:17 pm
Handtow….
Wait wait wait. They have towels for your hands now? Man what a fantastic time to be alive
Comment by Moocow — May 17, 2006 @ 11:20 pm
Only in the ladies’ room buddy. We also get chaise lounges and all sorts of hand soap, perfumes, etc. 🙂 🙂
Comment by the insider — May 17, 2006 @ 11:24 pm
don’t forget the scented lotions. oooh and the dessert tray in the napping section of the ladies room.
Comment by wendykat — May 18, 2006 @ 5:30 am
Ah yes, my favorite part. 🙂
Comment by the insider — May 18, 2006 @ 9:22 am
And the live-in masseur. And the fancy boxes of tissue. And the fact that we never ever run out of toilet paper.
Shyeah.
Comment by Thérèse — May 18, 2006 @ 3:32 pm
oh and the naked whipped cream fights are so good for my skin!
Comment by wendykat — May 18, 2006 @ 3:53 pm
And the naked midget wrestling.
No. Wait. That’s my bathroom.
Comment by Grampa — May 18, 2006 @ 4:01 pm
Therese.. mm, massage. Sounds nice. 🙂
Wendy.. and your hair, too. 😉
G—lol. I.. no, nevermind. lol
Comment by the insider — May 18, 2006 @ 4:57 pm
hey, you been gettin’ mad spam yo.
Comment by wendykat — May 18, 2006 @ 5:25 pm
It’s that diseased bitch who is hittin’ you up with all that spam, yo. Best brick her in her grill and throw her already decaying corpse out, before she draws any more flies.
Comment by Grampa — May 18, 2006 @ 6:09 pm
word yo.
Comment by wendykat — May 18, 2006 @ 6:15 pm
I wouldn’t trust that diseased bitch with my nude midget wrestlers, yo.
Comment by Grampa — May 18, 2006 @ 6:37 pm
Trust me, I know. I’ve deleted around 100 today. Pissers.
G.. LOL. I wouldn’t trust anyone with your nude midget wrestlers, LOL.
Comment by the insider — May 18, 2006 @ 7:02 pm