April 9th, 2006things you should never hear your parents say
My mom and I went shopping today (and dragged my father along).
I had her try on a tanktop with a built-in bra, lol, and while it was cute, it did show a little bit too much.
Her response? “I can’t wear this! Your dad would kill me—it shows my tits.”
Whereupon I proceeded to laugh hysterically… my mom said tits. Oh man.
At dinner, I was telling my dad about it and somehow we got onto the subject of the size of the boobs in our family. (Please don’t ask, lol.)
My mom and I were laughing and said something about my sister’s being the largest (hi K! ::waves::) and I commented to my mom that at least she wouldn’t sag (like my sister will.. ::waves again::).
My mom kinda pouted and my dad said… “When it comes to boobs, you only need a mouthful.”
Hysterical. laughter. ensued.
Granted, we had both had a drink or two, but dear sweet lord… MY EYES AND EARS!
I couldn’t look either of them in the eye for the rest of the meal. My parents thought it was hilarious.
I think this is going to be one of those stories we tell for years.
::shudder::
All hail the fun bags!
Comment by Grampa — April 10, 2006 @ 12:17 am
Shut. it.
Comment by the insider — April 10, 2006 @ 12:30 am
oh god. i.. at least your mom has smaller ones… my stepmom has boobies the size of my head… and my dad takes every chance he gets to comment, bring attention to, or worse… pinch them… regardless of who is in the room…
yea…
i have to go wash my eyes out with sulferic acid now.
Comment by wendykat — April 10, 2006 @ 4:22 am
YAY!!! The Insiders dad is letting her drink in the house!!
Comment by Jenn — April 10, 2006 @ 8:08 am
Eww wendy. Thanks, I’m more disturbed, lol.
Jen… actually, we were at a restaurant, but woohoo! 🙂
Comment by the insider — April 10, 2006 @ 8:22 am
Wow I havent been here in a while, but at least content selection has been upgraded! 🙂
Comment by Andy — April 10, 2006 @ 11:50 am
Asshat. 😛
Comment by the insider — April 10, 2006 @ 11:53 am
Hey the last time I was here I couldn’t enter any capital letters either…..and by the way, that was completely uncalled for!
Comment by Andy — April 10, 2006 @ 12:16 pm
Yeah, yeah, yeah.. people complained, I fixed it.
And asshat is never uncalled for. 🙂
Comment by the insider — April 10, 2006 @ 1:30 pm
teehee… wait… technically didn’t moocow fix it?
Comment by wendykat — April 10, 2006 @ 1:36 pm
He found where part of the problem was, yes, but I did the fixing.
We’ll call it a joint effort, shall we? 😛
Comment by the insider — April 10, 2006 @ 2:35 pm
Yes.
I sent you the exact line of code that was causing the problem and the exact fix that you needed to make.
You, uh, hit save.
*slow clap*
Comment by MooCow — April 10, 2006 @ 3:08 pm
Wow. You’re lucky I don’t fly out there and kick your ass, just for being you. 😛
Fine. It’s all Moo. He’s the king—shall we anoint him with burning oil now?
Comment by the insider — April 10, 2006 @ 3:15 pm
Don’t sweat it. He’s probably going through cheese withdrawal right now and is a little cranky.
He’ll come around as soon as he gets his fix.
Comment by Grampa — April 10, 2006 @ 3:20 pm
i do love the slow clap. wait… that sounded like a kudos to some venereal disease… lemme try that again…
i do so love the *slow clap* … there… less icky.
Comment by wendykat — April 10, 2006 @ 3:27 pm
Yeah, I guess cheese withdrawal will do that to you.
And eww Wendy, lol. That’s.. disturbing.
Comment by the insider — April 10, 2006 @ 3:29 pm
It’s from all that jello wrestling with the trannies, Wen. You really ought to cut that shit out.
Comment by Grampa — April 10, 2006 @ 3:29 pm
but they have such good makeup tips.
Comment by wendykat — April 10, 2006 @ 3:50 pm
Hee hee hee.
No, that’s all I got.
Comment by Moocow — April 10, 2006 @ 5:02 pm
rotfl… issues people.
Comment by the insider — April 10, 2006 @ 5:40 pm
No comments all day? What, you people have something better to do?
Comment by Moocow — April 11, 2006 @ 6:24 pm
you’re one to talk.
Comment by wendykat — April 11, 2006 @ 6:54 pm
Um.. I was busy. 😛
Comment by the insider — April 11, 2006 @ 7:26 pm
riiiiight.
Comment by wendykat — April 12, 2006 @ 2:32 am
😛
Comment by the insider — April 12, 2006 @ 9:25 am
You know, my parents have gotten awfully comfortable since the last of their kids moved out of the house this passed year. It’s only a matter of time before this kind of thing happens to me. I live in fear.
In fear, theInsider.
I mean already they’re making innuendo that they think I don’t get (I understand every language they speak, why do they… why. just why.). It’s a matter of time.
So I know how you feel.
Comment by Thérèse — April 13, 2006 @ 8:06 am