i’m soooo going home now. i have 7 minutes. i anticipate they will spent like this:
a hundred bottles of beer on the wall… a hunnerd bottles of fuck is it time to go home yet? no… fine… a hunnerd bottles of beer… take one down smash it on the ground and try to slit your wrist because you’re so damned bored… ninty nine bottles of beer on the wall…
ninty nine bottles of beer on the wall… ninty nine bottles of beer! let’s see what type of spam insider gets from this… ninty eight bottles of viagra on the wall penis enlargements…
okay… so let me just suggest… if either of you were wondering… that it is in fact NOT a good idea to cook bacon when you’re drunk for sammiches the next day..
ow.. oww… owie.. my neck has red marks… and i think so does my face… stupid splattering bacon.
LOL.. Harley, Harley, Harley.. have you ever watched Lost? Even though I know you look nothing like that Harley, I still can’t help but see you as such in my head. It’s adorable π
Wendy… good god child, how much did you drink last night?
Oh, see.. that’s weird… Cuz I kinda thought you just called me a sexually frustrated old man… So, you didn’t just call me a sexually frustrated old man? I really could have sworn that’s what I heard…
sigh…
i’m bored too.
Comment by wendykat — April 4, 2006 @ 2:06 pm
Yeah
Comment by the insider — April 4, 2006 @ 2:14 pm
sooooo bored.
Comment by wendykat — April 4, 2006 @ 2:22 pm
oooh look! something shiny!
Comment by wendykat — April 4, 2006 @ 2:23 pm
hahaha
Comment by the insider — April 4, 2006 @ 2:23 pm
i’m soooo going home now. i have 7 minutes. i anticipate they will spent like this:
a hundred bottles of beer on the wall… a hunnerd bottles of fuck is it time to go home yet? no… fine… a hunnerd bottles of beer… take one down smash it on the ground and try to slit your wrist because you’re so damned bored… ninty nine bottles of beer on the wall…
Comment by wendykat — April 4, 2006 @ 2:24 pm
sing with me folks!
ninty nine bottles of beer on the wall… ninty nine bottles of beer! let’s see what type of spam insider gets from this… ninty eight bottles of viagra on the wall penis enlargements…
Comment by wendykat — April 4, 2006 @ 2:26 pm
I’m going to have to kill you.
A lot.
I hope the 7 minutes last FOREVER. π
Comment by the insider — April 4, 2006 @ 2:39 pm
Now that Wendy’s gone, I plan on talking bad about her.
Wow am I glad I don’t have to comment on anything relevant on your blog. It makes commenting soooo much easier.
Comment by Moocow — April 4, 2006 @ 6:26 pm
She wrote bad spam words on my blog… feel free to talk about her.
See, now I would take that last comment as rude, but honest to god, I prefer the fluff. My job is too obnoxious.
Comment by the insider — April 4, 2006 @ 8:39 pm
Nah, that’s a total compliment. I’m not sure how but it is.
Hey, look – something shiny. Yay!
Comment by Moocow — April 4, 2006 @ 9:26 pm
Aww.. thanks.
Run along and play with wendy and the shiny toys now. π
Comment by the insider — April 4, 2006 @ 9:28 pm
SHINY!!!!!!!!!!!
mmmmmm beer…. so… i’m not as thinmk as you drunk i am occifer… really. honets… honest… hehehe… okay… MAYbe i am.
i think i was at like ninty seven bottles of beer on the wall…
Comment by wendykat — April 4, 2006 @ 9:49 pm
Lush.
lol
Comment by the insider — April 4, 2006 @ 9:51 pm
jnuh uh.
Comment by wendykat — April 4, 2006 @ 9:54 pm
Oh my.. lol
Comment by the insider — April 4, 2006 @ 10:02 pm
I second the whoa.
Actually was there a first? Well whatever, it’s too far to scroll.
Whoa.
Comment by Moocow — April 4, 2006 @ 10:07 pm
No Joey Lawrence, you had the first whoa. hehehe
Comment by the insider — April 4, 2006 @ 10:13 pm
okay… so let me just suggest… if either of you were wondering… that it is in fact NOT a good idea to cook bacon when you’re drunk for sammiches the next day..
ow.. oww… owie.. my neck has red marks… and i think so does my face… stupid splattering bacon.
Comment by wendykat — April 4, 2006 @ 10:18 pm
Let me suggest a CAMERAΓ’β¬βthis kind of nonsense needs documented. π
Comment by the insider — April 4, 2006 @ 10:20 pm
BAM!
Comment by Moocow — April 4, 2006 @ 10:20 pm
Now you’re channeling Emeril?
It’s like a Who’s Who of bad TV in here…
Comment by the insider — April 4, 2006 @ 10:32 pm
DONT YOU DARE GIVE HER THAT PHOTO!
Comment by wendykat — April 4, 2006 @ 10:36 pm
I wouldn’t do that…or would I? *bites finger mysteriously*
Comment by Moocow — April 4, 2006 @ 10:38 pm
heehehe… i can destroy you. i may be drunk. but i can destroy you. just you sit still till tomorrow… i’ll destroy you then.
Comment by wendykat — April 4, 2006 @ 10:39 pm
Wait, what photo?! I demand to see said photo.
And I want the audio file, too.
GoobersΓ’β¬βyou are both goobers. π
Comment by the insider — April 4, 2006 @ 10:40 pm
nuh uh… DRUNK goobers… we are all drunk goobers… except you… because you’re at your parents house and getting drunk is a no no at the ‘rents house.
Comment by wendykat — April 4, 2006 @ 10:41 pm
But it’s a reeeeally good picture.
Comment by Moocow — April 4, 2006 @ 10:44 pm
Yeah, yeah, rub it in.. only 13 more days!
Send. picture. NOW.
Comment by the insider — April 4, 2006 @ 10:45 pm
do and perish monkey boy!
Comment by wendykat — April 4, 2006 @ 10:46 pm
Don’t and perish.
Your call… monkey boy? I thought he was Peeps boy or Tent boy..?
Comment by the insider — April 4, 2006 @ 10:48 pm
Hold on…I’m trying to determine if WK has enough blackmail info on me…
Comment by Moocow — April 4, 2006 @ 10:51 pm
She doesn’t…
… but if you do girlie, SHARE!
Comment by the insider — April 4, 2006 @ 10:53 pm
Holy geez guys, if Henry Ford spent this much time on the computer, he would have never invented the bed-tent…
Comment by HarleyWriter — April 5, 2006 @ 5:27 am
heheehe… i thought the bed tent was a natural occurence.
Comment by wendykat — April 5, 2006 @ 5:34 am
No, you’re thinking of a pajama tent, Wendy…
Comment by HarleyWriter — April 5, 2006 @ 5:53 am
Um.
Eww.
Gross.
Comment by the insider — April 5, 2006 @ 7:21 am
Yeah right, gross… Sure, Insider…
Comment by HarleyWriter — April 5, 2006 @ 8:16 am
Pardon me?
I know not of which you insinuate.
π
Comment by the insider — April 5, 2006 @ 8:19 am
tee hee.
8 days!
Comment by wendykat — April 5, 2006 @ 8:29 am
Until.. oh. The English boytoy is coming for a visit?
Comment by the insider — April 5, 2006 @ 8:30 am
Are you not a warm-blooded, heterosexual woman, Insider?
Comment by HarleyWriter — April 5, 2006 @ 8:55 am
I run the gamut between cold and hot, depending on who you talk to, so sure, I’m warm blooded.
Point? π
Comment by the insider — April 5, 2006 @ 8:57 am
That. My point was that.
Comment by HarleyWriter — April 5, 2006 @ 10:05 am
Uh huh. Pfft.
Comment by the insider — April 5, 2006 @ 10:22 am
Oh, I see… I don’t even warrant actual words anymore… I can take a hint…
Comment by HarleyWriter — April 5, 2006 @ 10:31 am
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
*ahem*
yea i don’t get his point either… but perhaps that’s why he’s so pissy.. since no girls are getting his point… hehehe… *snicker*
hehehe.. get it? oh i slay me.
no really. slay me. my head feels like what my tummy wants to upchuck.
not good. NOT. good.
Comment by wendykat — April 5, 2006 @ 10:35 am
LOL.. Harley, Harley, Harley.. have you ever watched Lost? Even though I know you look nothing like that Harley, I still can’t help but see you as such in my head. It’s adorable π
Wendy… good god child, how much did you drink last night?
Comment by the insider — April 5, 2006 @ 10:39 am
did you just call ME child? do we forget so easily who is the elder in this relationship? hmmmm? let me remind you.
…
it’s harley. he’s ancient.
Comment by wendykat — April 5, 2006 @ 10:49 am
I was gonna say… rotfl
Comment by the insider — April 5, 2006 @ 10:56 am
1. The guy on lost is named Hurley… Not Harley…
2. There is no two… I’m leaving.
Comment by HarleyWriter — April 5, 2006 @ 11:25 am
Really? That kinda ruins it for me then.
Don’t go away.. you’re pretty. We like you. π
Comment by the insider — April 5, 2006 @ 11:31 am
Oh, see.. that’s weird… Cuz I kinda thought you just called me a sexually frustrated old man… So, you didn’t just call me a sexually frustrated old man? I really could have sworn that’s what I heard…
Comment by HarleyWriter — April 5, 2006 @ 11:43 am
::cough:: Ahem.. I defer to the Kat?
I called you pretty. π
Comment by the insider — April 5, 2006 @ 11:47 am
hehehe… i called you a pretty sexually frustrated old man…
but you can focus on the pretty aspect of it if you wish.
or not.
cuz i really meant not.
harley? i [lung] you.
Comment by wendykat — April 5, 2006 @ 12:17 pm
You lung him?
Weirdo.
So what, I [kidney] you.:P
Comment by the insider — April 5, 2006 @ 12:24 pm
hehehe… yea… i used that one already. sheesh… get with the program.
Comment by wendykat — April 5, 2006 @ 12:42 pm
lol..fine then. π
Comment by the insider — April 5, 2006 @ 1:26 pm
So this is what happens while I’m at work. Huh.
PS. You people are weird.
PPS. I feel a little weird having people discuss my pajama tent.
Comment by Moocow — April 5, 2006 @ 5:02 pm
no you don’t.
Comment by wendykat — April 5, 2006 @ 5:05 pm
We are entertaining.. it’s different. π
And I am staying way out of this tent conversation.. lol.
Comment by the insider — April 5, 2006 @ 5:07 pm
You know typically when I talk about “three in one day” it’s in reference to something else…if you know what I’m sayin’…
Comment by Moocow — April 5, 2006 @ 5:09 pm
I don’t.. eww. Too much information.
Comment by the insider — April 5, 2006 @ 5:23 pm
I meant Peeps, duh.
Comment by Moocow — April 5, 2006 @ 5:36 pm
Yeah sure you did.
Comment by the insider — April 5, 2006 @ 5:46 pm