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December 28th, 2005
word of advice

When you are deathly ill and dying, go to a salon and get a bikini wax. They jack up the heat in the room until it’s a steamy 80 degrees. You’d be amazed at how that really helps you breathe.

On the other hand, driving to and fro is not recommended, as closing your eyes, hacking up a lung and forgetting to go at a green light are all frowned upon by your fellow drivers… particularly all three together.

I’m now going to try and sleep, but it doesn’t look promising (due to the hacking). Both the strep test and the flu test came back negative, but my dad is sure I have something, so he sent a sputum culture in this morning. I just want somebody to give me drugs and fix me before I get on a plane Friday… in 44 hours.

posted in: crapola — @ 6:49 pm

7 Comments

  1. hehehe… gee i wonder to whose benifit you are waxing such a tender spot…

    Comment by wendykat — December 28, 2005 @ 7:23 pm

  2. Driving and NyQuil do not go together.

    and shut up, Wendy.

    Comment by grampa — December 28, 2005 @ 8:22 pm

  3. Wendy.. shouldn’t you be busily playing with your “whomever” right now? 😛

    G… don’t have Nyquil. Took Sudafed instead. It doesn’t appear to be helping.

    Comment by the insider — December 28, 2005 @ 8:51 pm

  4. ‘Tis the season for miracles, you might feel back to normal in the morning.
    And don’t work so hard next time, it obviously does nothing for your holiday… (does that make sense?)

    Comment by anne — December 28, 2005 @ 11:54 pm

  5. hehehe. feel better sweetie. i’ll send you some vegetarian chicken soup… which really just means some veggie soup… *hug*

    Comment by wendykat — December 29, 2005 @ 5:34 am

  6. Where the hell are you?

    Comment by Grampa — December 29, 2005 @ 4:08 pm

  7. Thanks Anne.. I hope so.

    Wendy… nice. ::hug::

    G… sleeping. I am ill. 😛

    Comment by the insider — December 29, 2005 @ 4:26 pm

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