December 14th, 2005
present for me

I have no words.

I need this.

And wendy can use it to beat the stealer-who-we-shall-not-name.

🙂

Comments (49)

posted in: hilarity — @ 3:45 pm

49 Comments

the adorable wants one. cuz he’s old and frail. hehehe. he just said “yea but i’m wirey and game for a fight.” then proceded to demonstrate his “techniques”.

yea. how much does one of those things cost?

Comment by wendykat — December 14, 2005 @ 4:15 pm
Doesn’t say… that’s the site of the inventor. It’s part of his portfolio, sigh.

The adorable should definitely get one. hehee

Comment by the insider — December 14, 2005 @ 4:18 pm
That table is AWESOME! I must have one of those!

…as for that horrible girl who is stealing from your blogs… well… I’m just stunned!

*le sigh*

Comment by Kerry — December 14, 2005 @ 4:55 pm
Very cool. Ask nicely. 😉

Comment by anne — December 14, 2005 @ 5:53 pm
Kerry… 🙂 Exactly.

Anne… lol, I can’t find it for sale anywhere. If I could, I’d get it for my dad, lolol. 🙂

Comment by the insider — December 14, 2005 @ 5:59 pm
darn, guess i don’t need that thingy anymore. blog thief took ’em down.

Comment by wendykat — December 14, 2005 @ 7:17 pm
Yeah, but my eloquent post about that trans-sexual cocksucker went with it.

That was the best thing that I wrote all day.

Comment by Grampa — December 14, 2005 @ 7:18 pm
yea. i had loads of excellent lines in all the comments. sigh. did you look at her other site though? she’s too hideous to be into the kinky lifestyle.

Comment by wendykat — December 14, 2005 @ 7:27 pm
oh sorry no, it was on her other thing. she had a slave registration tag. though i think her mahlia.net site has weird stuff, i can’t decide yet what that’s about.

Comment by wendykat — December 14, 2005 @ 7:29 pm
Sheesh wendy, good job. It had to be because of you… and Grampa’s insane and slightly scary comment, lol. 🙂

You found her other sites? Ohmygod.. reminder to self: don’t mess with the cat girl.

Grampa… want me to go see if it’s cached and I can take a pic and you can keep it for all time? 😉

Comment by the insider — December 14, 2005 @ 7:34 pm
Of course, I have to wonder if she just moved everything to a new URL…

Comment by the insider — December 14, 2005 @ 7:36 pm
No Google cache. It must not be that important of a site… ::cough, cough::

Comment by the insider — December 14, 2005 @ 7:46 pm
hey uhm… i think i broke my blog… can you help? if you go look at it… uhm… some stuff is missing… like off the sidebar. i need help. pretty badly. i lost the archives and some other stuff… help! i’m a tecno-iliterate-blogger!

Comment by wendykat — December 14, 2005 @ 7:46 pm
No, I don’t think so. This site was only posted to in October. I think that she moved to Yahoo because it was easier or trendier.

Dirty whore is probably on MySpace, though.

She does have 4 pages of pictures on the website: http://www.mahlia.net/ which are just hideous. I think that I might have to start adding nasty comments under each one.

Wendy, what do you know about slave tags?

Comment by Grampa — December 14, 2005 @ 7:47 pm
nothing. *starts whistling with hands behind back and walks away*

Comment by wendykat — December 14, 2005 @ 7:48 pm
Wendy.. OK, I’m on it. Can you back up? What’s missing?

Grampa.. baby, simmer down there.

And wendy… yeah, I almost asked that myself, rotfl.

Comment by the insider — December 14, 2005 @ 7:53 pm
Wow. The whole thing is gone now. both the yahoo site, which is now blank and the mahlia site is just *gone*

And as for that other whistling thing, your whole spanking fetish makes perfect sense now.

Comment by Grampa — December 14, 2005 @ 7:54 pm
Let me rephrase. The mahlia site’s journal page, with the plagarized material is gone. Her site is still there, so perhaps we can still screw with her some.

Comment by Grampa — December 14, 2005 @ 7:55 pm
LOL… she looks like she has been screwed with enough.

Wait, was that rude?

Sorry.

Comment by the insider — December 14, 2005 @ 7:57 pm
heheheh… rude? no.. i just cackled out loud because of it… oh man. we need to get together for drinks lady!

uhm… on my sidebar… i have links… the last one is cut off and from there it all just is nothing. my cute widdle jelly hamster is gone. my iblogger button… English (though he isn’t posting anymore since his ex keeps calling him to rant about me not changing my url [long story] so whatever)…

uhm. and. i don’t believe i know what you two are referring to.

Comment by wendykat — December 14, 2005 @ 8:05 pm
🙂 hehehe, yeah we do.

OK, sidebar… go down to where that link is and tell me what’s there. Or email me your info and I will go in and look.

Re: English… I figured that out… and found his new URL. 😉

Comment by the insider — December 14, 2005 @ 8:07 pm
yea it’s his old one that’s new again… that’s what i was trying to fix… sigh.

Comment by wendykat — December 14, 2005 @ 8:08 pm
Ah I see, I see.

Now do you fix his sites while wearing the tag? ::innocent look::

Just trying to get a visual here. 😉

Comment by the insider — December 14, 2005 @ 8:10 pm
no i was trying to fix MY site… and you don’t really wear the slave tag.. it’s a tattoo like the ones on tang… the barcode… with numbers… i’ve said too much…

Comment by wendykat — December 14, 2005 @ 8:12 pm
Ah I see, sure, sure…. 😉

Comment by the insider — December 14, 2005 @ 8:25 pm
uhm… you fixed it.

like. faster than i could say or type lickety split. and you don’t even require regular flogging in order to do as i say. awesome.

Comment by wendykat — December 14, 2005 @ 8:28 pm
oh wait. no. no. nevermind. i’m a dork. i forgot what part of my blog was broken.

sigh…

Comment by wendykat — December 14, 2005 @ 8:31 pm
I’m good with this sort of thing, lol.

(And it disturbs the coworker, but I relish this kind of thing…) 🙂

And now it’s completely fixedâ€”from what I can see.

Comment by the insider — December 14, 2005 @ 8:38 pm
what about the firstest page? i still see stuff missing. but you know… i don’t want to nitpick even if you do shoddy work…

hehehe.

Comment by wendykat — December 14, 2005 @ 8:42 pm
The firstest page? lol

What’s missing?

Comment by the insider — December 14, 2005 @ 8:43 pm
Oh boy.

You haven’t gone in there, have you?

Comment by the insider — December 14, 2005 @ 8:44 pm
uhm… i refreshed the page dammit… lemme check again… *mumble grumble*

Comment by wendykat — December 14, 2005 @ 8:45 pm
when i click on my name in your link page… it’s how it was before.. ending halfway into “mister k”…

half ass! half ass work i tells ya!

i’m so retracting my payment of cookies.

Comment by wendykat — December 14, 2005 @ 8:47 pm
rotfl… OK, now look.

I think I had two of the blogger windows open, and so I republished the whole thing.

Comment by the insider — December 14, 2005 @ 8:48 pm
yay! *dances and throws rose petals in the air*

Comment by wendykat — December 14, 2005 @ 8:49 pm
And I get cookies?!

Need anything else worked on?

Anyone?

I work for cookies.

And plane fare.

😉

Comment by the insider — December 14, 2005 @ 8:49 pm
LOL… OK, good. 🙂

Comment by the insider — December 14, 2005 @ 8:49 pm
hehehehe… seriously. i’m giggling un-con-trolably… i have got to be the biggest goober. this is why i don’t know why that chick would steal from me… i’m a dork!

Comment by wendykat — December 14, 2005 @ 8:50 pm
LMAO… see, and I’m the nerd who fixes these things!

Oh… now I see why she only took one… sigh…

::wanders to find cookies to assuage the pain::

Comment by the insider — December 14, 2005 @ 8:52 pm
heheheh… yea. like together we could make one whole blogger and not just two halves. we’re dorks.

oooh so uh… you’ll “forget” that info riiight?
and uhm… any other “things” you saw at my blog…
*coughslavetagscough*

i’m telling you, gimme addy, i give you cookies. course i might steal them from someone and try to pass them off as my own…

Comment by wendykat — December 14, 2005 @ 8:55 pm
Info? What info? I have no such info.

Do you prefer slave girl or does English fancy slave wench?

::snicker::

Comment by the insider — December 14, 2005 @ 8:57 pm
REgifter.

Comment by Grampa — December 14, 2005 @ 8:57 pm
As long as it’s a good regift… lol. No fruitcake please.

Comment by the insider — December 14, 2005 @ 9:01 pm
hehehe. brat.

gramps what? never.

dude i’m the next freaking mah-tha stewart. have i mentioned the popcorn garland? or the gingerbread ornaments that have yet to be made but are sitting in raw lumpy dough form in my fridge since friday night…

Comment by wendykat — December 14, 2005 @ 9:04 pm
okay. time for bed. waaaay too much excitement for one day.

see you upon the morrow.

nerd.

{hug}

Comment by wendykat — December 14, 2005 @ 9:13 pm
We’re going to need pics of said gingerbread and popcorn garland missy.

Let me know if you blog is right be…something’s burning.

Comment by the insider — December 14, 2005 @ 9:19 pm
wha?

Comment by wendykat — December 14, 2005 @ 9:25 pm
Um… yeah..

Well, apparently, when you forget that you are boiling eggs, bad things happen.

Bad, bad, burning, smelly things.

Sigh.

Comment by the insider — December 14, 2005 @ 9:30 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

oh crap. my sides hurt from laughing so damn much tonight. look at my blog again. and uh. my dad just called. again. about my blog. and the fact that i posted pics of his ocd puzzle… heheheheeh… and then, i come here, and first thing i notice? burned eggs. and the laughter will never cease!

Comment by wendykat — December 14, 2005 @ 9:50 pm