November 10th, 2005today’s fuck factor: HIGH
I had a very day.
Very bad.
Awful.
So the fuck factor today has been labeled HIGH.
What this means: I am cranky. I want to maim people. So stay out of my way.
The coworker knows when the insider is having a HFF day. I am very obvious. And she’s worked with me long enough to know when she shouldn’t antagonize me.
Today, she decided to ignore that and press on.
One lovely little thing was an email that said “post something funny on your blog.”
Now here’s the thing. I am insanely busy lately. We have major projects to do and to top it off, we had to run labs today. Labs where dumb and annoying people come to test the websites we design. (I am allowed to call them dumb and annoying because I am a designer and it’s my damn prerogative.) When we run these labs, someone from the head office always comes down. Typically it’s the Big Boss, but today, it was this woman who helps run the other side of the business… the one that makes money that we never fucking see. Anyway, she’s absolutely, unbelievably annoying—and she made the day hit the HFF within an hour. And she talks all the damn time—about things that have NOTHING to do with work. Normally I work with headphones in and the coworker knows she needs to bang on the wall or email me to get my attention. The chick from Main? She kept talking. I had both headphones in and I wasn’t looking at her and she was STILL TALKING. Annoying, fucking annoying.
All this together makes for a HFF day. So when the coworker emails me and tells me to “post something funny,” I almost decked her. I believe I instead sent a sarcastic email. I don’t recall.
We hashed this out after the chick from Main left—8PM. As I did her eye makeup (Seriously, I’m pissed off—partially at you—and you trust me to put makeup on your face? Crazy girl), we grouched and she told me to write about it. So yeah. There ya go. Hysterical, I know. I bet you’re all just rolling in your seats.
Stupid day.
Is it that surprising that this is the only thing that made me laugh today?
I thought my comments aboout Lavrenty Beria made you laugh.
Comment by Grampa — November 10, 2005 @ 10:26 pm
That did make me laugh, actually. 🙂 OK, so two things today. 😛
Comment by the insider — November 10, 2005 @ 10:36 pm
I’d lol but I’m afraid you’d hear it.
Comment by Augustus — November 10, 2005 @ 10:51 pm
Other than that I’d say a good day starts with good resting….so, BLAME GOD! (and God’s condescending secretary)
Comment by Augustus — November 10, 2005 @ 10:58 pm
Confucius say,”Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.”
Confucius’ wife say, “Me love you, long time. Five dolla, all it take.”
Comment by Augustus — November 10, 2005 @ 11:02 pm
Lavrenty Beria say, “take that you muthafucka!”
and injects a .22 shell in the base of God’s spine.
Then takes his secretary on the alter.
It’s a good thing ole Lavrenty’s dead.
Comment by Grampa — November 11, 2005 @ 1:00 am
LOL!
Comment by Augustus — November 11, 2005 @ 1:16 am
hehehe. hope you feel better now. oh and uhm. 2 weeks and 1 day.
Comment by wendykat — November 11, 2005 @ 5:50 am
I’ll just repeat something, but you want me to come over and sort them out? I am half Corsican, you know.
Comment by anne — November 11, 2005 @ 9:17 am
oh my god, I love that website! Its too bad there’s no way I would get away with looking at it at work – I’d get SO fired having that on my screen. 🙂
I hope you’re in better spirits. Your day sounds like my entire last week (at work).
Comment by Kerry — November 11, 2005 @ 9:26 am
Augie and Grampa… I’m so glad you two are bonding. 😛
Wendy.. 2 weeks and 1 day? I’m down to 1 week and 1 day. 🙂
Anne… ooo.. does that mean you can beat people up? That would be fantastic, lol.
Kerry… Work sucks, definitely. 🙂
Comment by the insider — November 11, 2005 @ 9:33 am
oh. so i still suck at counting. last time we talked about the amount of days left it was 2 weeks… oh well. it’s still soon!!!!!
Comment by wendykat — November 11, 2005 @ 10:01 am
lol.. yes, still soon.
Shouldn’t you be packing or something? 😛
Comment by the insider — November 11, 2005 @ 10:05 am
done and done.
and now i’m at work. waiting til i can go to the airport… sigh. i was stuck with overtime today. did they ask me before they scheduled it? no. when is my flight? 7:50. when am i scheduled to stay til? 6:00. yeah. that’s not happening.
i’m leaving at 5 (well, i’m going to go shower and change upstairs in the locker room and then i’ll leave at like 5:30)
Comment by wendykat — November 11, 2005 @ 10:13 am
Stupid jobs. They suck.
And what time does your flight get in?
Comment by the insider — November 11, 2005 @ 10:19 am
7:10 am tomorrow morning. hehehehe!
Comment by wendykat — November 11, 2005 @ 10:20 am
okay and what’s with the creepy comment on my blog??? i’m probably over reacting… but it just feels ick to me. i mean, if it was English he woulda put his name you know? weirded out man… totally weirded out.
Comment by wendykat — November 11, 2005 @ 10:24 am
It means I can do much more. Can’t talk about it though. And neither can you. It will never have happened.
Comment by anne — November 11, 2005 @ 10:28 am
oooh will your blog self destruct?
Comment by wendykat — November 11, 2005 @ 10:35 am
Wen.. hmm, well I thought it was Augie, but they misspelled stuff and he doesn’t like that. So I dunno.. but ugh. Think happy thoughts—planes, England, etc. 🙂
Oooo… Anne is my HERO.
The blog will self-detruct in minus 10..9..8..7..6
Comment by the insider — November 11, 2005 @ 10:39 am
Acknowledged at last!
Comment by anne — November 11, 2005 @ 10:44 am
🙂 lol
Comment by the insider — November 11, 2005 @ 10:46 am
7…6…4… “hey what happened to 5?” “just kidding”… 5…4…3…2…1… “have a nice day.” “thank you!”
Comment by wendykat — November 11, 2005 @ 10:51 am
😛
Comment by the insider — November 11, 2005 @ 10:54 am
name it woman! name it! *shakes fist*
Comment by wendykat — November 11, 2005 @ 10:54 am
You can be a smidge crazy, you know that? lol 😛
Comment by the insider — November 11, 2005 @ 11:42 am
i hope today is better…
Comment by Moxie — November 11, 2005 @ 1:12 pm
no.
Comment by wendykat — November 11, 2005 @ 1:16 pm
Moxie.. so far, so good. 🙂
Wendy.. um, yeah.
Comment by the insider — November 11, 2005 @ 1:32 pm
nuh uh… times infinity. plus one over anything else you say. so there. phblt.
yea… i’m older than you. hehehe.
Comment by wendykat — November 11, 2005 @ 1:38 pm
Infinity plus two minus whatever you just said. Hahahahahahahahaha! I WIN! And whatever else you say goes through my Pi.
Comment by Augustus — November 11, 2005 @ 1:49 pm
uhm i don’t any of my stuff going anywhere NEAR your pi.
Comment by wendykat — November 11, 2005 @ 1:51 pm
want. i don’t want. sweet jeebus i can’t type today.
Comment by wendykat — November 11, 2005 @ 1:51 pm
ROTFL…
See, this blog runs on my time. And insider time CANNOT be messed with.
I would try to explain it to you mere mortals, but we Goddess Saints can’t be bothered by such trivial things.
😛
Comment by the insider — November 11, 2005 @ 2:01 pm
what?
Comment by wendykat — November 11, 2005 @ 2:11 pm
Yeh, what? You couldn’t even stop rain, MORTAL!
Comment by Augustus — November 11, 2005 @ 2:18 pm
Like I said, don’t try to understand it.
And Augie, that’s because I don’t control the rain dearie. That’s one of the other gods. Tsk, tsk
Comment by the insider — November 11, 2005 @ 2:28 pm
hehehe…
Comment by wendykat — November 11, 2005 @ 2:28 pm
Are you not friendly with the other Gods? Looks like the other Gods don’t like you…couldn’t you just call Zeus..
You God are so narcissistic
Comment by Augustus — November 11, 2005 @ 4:34 pm
*Gods
Comment by Augustus — November 11, 2005 @ 4:34 pm
Yes, we gods have many issues.
Zeus and I have been fighting for millenia. The bastard.
Comment by the insider — November 11, 2005 @ 4:36 pm
shhh augie, don’t bring him up. he still hasn’t returned her call.
Comment by wendykat — November 11, 2005 @ 4:40 pm
One of the Titans told me about the little lovers quarrel they had.
Comment by Le Roi Augustus — November 11, 2005 @ 5:08 pm
It wasn’t lover’s quarrel—the jackass wouldn’t let me give my human lover eternal life. We argued, and (sorry Earthlings) brought on the Ice Age.
From there, it’s just been catfights every couple of hundred years or so.
Comment by the insider — November 11, 2005 @ 5:13 pm
🙂
Comment by Le Roi Augustus — November 11, 2005 @ 6:09 pm