November 10th, 2005stupid storm
Damn pouring rain.
Damn loud, cacophony of thunder.
Damn blindingly bright lightning.
The insider is CRANKY when she can’t sleep.
The insider NEEDS TO SLEEP NOW.
I mean seriously, JuBeJu, Spaghetti Monster, whoever the hell you are, please just stop with the storm already, OK? It served it’s purpose (of what, I dunno), but it should be done now. RIGHT NOW.
No, I really mean NOW.
Make it end.
Argh.
Whoever it is, it’s definitely male.
‘Cause they NEVER LISTEN.
I’m gonna be so cranky.
I just called 777 and God’s secretary put me on hold. How rude! Its not like I choose to be mortal! I expect some prompt service from my creator which I didn’t ask to create me.
Comment by Augustus the Great — November 10, 2005 @ 1:14 am
I tried to help you out.
Comment by Augustus the Great — November 10, 2005 @ 1:14 am
Thanks. Appreciate the thought, I do, really.
It’s still freaking raining.
SIGH.
Comment by the insider — November 10, 2005 @ 1:19 am
Ear plugs?
Comment by ms. mac — November 10, 2005 @ 1:48 am
Yoga? Nightcap?
Comment by anne — November 10, 2005 @ 3:17 am
lol anne, yes, deffinetly she needs something like this. A man,maybe ? they dont listen but sometimes it isnt necessary.
Comment by Me, Myself and I — November 10, 2005 @ 5:22 am
hope you finally got some sleep. i didn’t have any storming… but i had a weird dream that kept me up for an hour if that’s any consolation.
Comment by wendykat — November 10, 2005 @ 6:17 am
Ms Mac… I think something in my ears would bug me. 🙁
Anne… Yeah, see, I should’ve thought of that. Vodka definitely would have helped.
Me… rotfl lmao. I think I like this idea best. 😉
Wendy… you didn’t have any storms up there? Not fair at all.
I think I finally managed to crash around 2. Ugh.
Comment by the insider — November 10, 2005 @ 9:19 am
it was rainy. but not loud stuff. it was loud last weekend. but last night it was just rain. sorry. but you know. i’m still sleeping restlessly anyways what with the excitement and weird dreams…
Comment by wendykat — November 10, 2005 @ 9:41 am
Ah yes the excitement and weird dreams.
I’m there too. More of anxiety and horrifying nightmares, but still…
Comment by the insider — November 10, 2005 @ 9:55 am
last night my dreams was tormented by a ghost train and it was like running people over. and then we were in the train. and the engine was like a big wooden box, so a younger version of myself opened the bottom part and said it was full of coal (which didn’t surprise my older self) then she opened the top part and was quiet. so older me asks what is in it, and she says a human head. at which point we all realize the train is an angry guy who was decapitated and made into a train and now he’s wreaking havoc on everyone. so i woke up. kinda scared. and stayed awake for an hour or so.
yea. weird. it’s the second train dream i’ve had this week.
Comment by wendykat — November 10, 2005 @ 10:36 am
Um… damn girl. I don’t know what’s worse, the train or having two of you.
Doctors might be able to help you with that. 🙂
Comment by the insider — November 10, 2005 @ 10:42 am
dude. two of me would rock. and you know it.
Comment by wendykat — November 10, 2005 @ 11:36 am
Well I think English would agree… ::snicker::
But yeah, two of you could be fun, lol. 🙂
Comment by the insider — November 10, 2005 @ 11:55 am
I definitely don’t agree. I don’t think anyone could handle two of the Wendykat. Plus, they would both think i wwas cheating on them with the other hence i would become wendykat-less. See?
Comment by English — November 10, 2005 @ 12:42 pm
He comes out of the woodwork!
Hmm… excellent point. I was thinking more that they would “work in tandem,” so to speak. But yeah, I see what you’re saying.
🙂
Comment by the insider — November 10, 2005 @ 12:48 pm
it was so loud last night! even the earplugs didn’t keep the thunder out. the cats were under the bed.
Comment by Moxie — November 10, 2005 @ 1:10 pm
*pout*
I thought my comments were pretty creative…
Comment by Augustus — November 10, 2005 @ 1:58 pm
I am not a woodlouse hence don’t hide in the woodwork, but then again neither am I much of a blogger, hence I don’t reside here much either. Unlike you and your blogging posse.
And augustus, I liked your ‘creative’ comment… but I have god’s mobile but it is forever going to voicemail – a bit like grandparents and new technology, they just don’t know what to do with it, allegedly god still likes old fashioned prayers. I have left so many meesages but he never gets back to me *sigh*
Comment by English — November 10, 2005 @ 2:11 pm
mobile = cellular
just in case i lost you there.
Comment by English — November 10, 2005 @ 2:13 pm
Augie… you’re always creative.
And English.. um, lol. I have a posse? ::hysterical laughter:: That’s awesome.
And no, the mobile didn’t lose me. 😛
Comment by the insider — November 10, 2005 @ 2:14 pm
oh my god. if i didn’t already love him the above and this would have clinched the deal http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8618154270619513159&q=music
uhm…i don’t know how to post links… sorry.
Comment by wendykat — November 10, 2005 @ 3:06 pm
oooh that worked.. .heheheheeh!
Comment by wendykat — November 10, 2005 @ 3:07 pm
Yeah, yeah, yeah… lol
Those two Chinese guys really like their boy bands, lol.
Comment by the insider — November 10, 2005 @ 3:10 pm
oh… uhm… and the point i was making is that he somehow found this… and sent it to me. *contented sigh*
Comment by wendykat — November 10, 2005 @ 3:13 pm
seriously! and i love how the one guy is always the second man you know?
Comment by wendykat — November 10, 2005 @ 3:13 pm
For the love of god, you’re going to see him in what, two days? “*contented sigh*”.. 😛 😛
And re: the guys, I know. And the “I’m so not paying any attention to them” guy in the back? rotfl
Comment by the insider — November 10, 2005 @ 3:19 pm
hehehe.. maybe he’s like their backup dancer. but mostly i like the frontman is all crazy and his sidekick … cracks me up.
shut it! you have like a week or something!
Comment by wendykat — November 10, 2005 @ 3:26 pm
Oh that’s an idea, lol.
A week and two days thank you very much.
And it’s COMPLETELY DIFFERENT anyway. 😛
Comment by the insider — November 10, 2005 @ 3:38 pm
uh huh.
Comment by wendykat — November 10, 2005 @ 4:45 pm
ok… so I think this is their only other one http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4632099743779242066&q=chinese but I can’t be sure (Love the bandana in the background). That guy must really hate those two – they would really get on my nerves… especially their taste in music.
Comment by English — November 10, 2005 @ 5:13 pm
I’m truly horrified by those two, rotfl, but I bet they gets tons of traffic.
And yeah… if I was the other guy, I would slaughter both of them.
Comment by the insider — November 10, 2005 @ 5:20 pm
DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!
Comment by Grampa — November 10, 2005 @ 5:49 pm
Yup. Damn straight.
Grampa and I are having similar days.
Days that SUCK UGE DONKEYBALLS.
Comment by the insider — November 10, 2005 @ 5:52 pm
DEATH TO THOSE THAT MAKE US SUCK UGE DONKEYBALLS!
Comment by Grampa — November 10, 2005 @ 5:57 pm
LOL! Can your dad be a shrink, Insider?
Comment by Augustus — November 10, 2005 @ 6:01 pm
Grampa.. yup, yup.
Augie.. nah, general surgeon, lol. 😛
Comment by the insider — November 10, 2005 @ 6:08 pm
okay. one, who is making you suck uge donkeyballs, and did you sign a contract for the suckage? two, wtf is with the random pop chinese lip synching? good lord. three, i have no point i just wanted to say three, ah ah ah…
Comment by wendykat — November 10, 2005 @ 6:19 pm
Evil people I work with. Stupid job I have to do that’s INSANE. Dumb users who come in when we run labs—LIKE TODAY.
ARGH.
I dunno re: the random pop chinese lip synching, but can I never have to type that phrase again, lol?
Comment by the insider — November 10, 2005 @ 6:28 pm
I signed a contract but hopefully it won’t have suckage involved….oh damn, it will
Comment by Augustus — November 10, 2005 @ 6:31 pm
hehehe… does it have to do with uge donkeyballs?
oooh guess what insider… tomorrow. plane. mmmmmm. i’ll try and post when i’m overseas. hehehe.
Comment by wendykat — November 10, 2005 @ 6:42 pm
where is she going?
Comment by Augustus — November 10, 2005 @ 6:52 pm
Augie… um. rotfl and wendy’s going to see England. ::snicker::
Wendy… So you’re going to post from bed… abroad. I meant abroad. ;P Jealous, very jealous. Sigh.
Comment by the insider — November 10, 2005 @ 6:57 pm
Yeah, but you have some fun coming up yourself, I daresay.
Comment by Grampa — November 10, 2005 @ 7:12 pm
Do I now? Hmm…
Maybe. ;P
Comment by the insider — November 10, 2005 @ 7:15 pm
Books, bands, mashed potatoes, Indian food. All fun things from where I’m sittin’.
Comment by Grampa — November 10, 2005 @ 7:16 pm
Well when you put it that way…
Where’s the sleep factor? I need sleep. 🙁
Comment by the insider — November 10, 2005 @ 7:29 pm
I’m sure we can make sure that you spend an adequate amount of time in bed.
Comment by Grampa — November 10, 2005 @ 7:38 pm
LOL. Ahem. Cute.
Comment by the insider — November 10, 2005 @ 7:39 pm
hehehehe… yes augie… i’m going abed, uh abroad. hehe.
to see English. and i suppose some of engLAND as well. if i must.
and yea. insider. you have yours “coming up” soon too. heh heh heh.
Comment by wendykat — November 10, 2005 @ 8:03 pm
I swear, if the MSN does not update it’s homepage soon and I have too look at Ashlee SImpson’s disgusting fuck’n head for another two days, I gonna seriously fuck some shit up.
Comment by Grampa — November 10, 2005 @ 8:36 pm
Wendy.. hehe. 🙂
Grampa… um. Maybe you should change your homepage so that MSN doesn’t come up? Maybe… Google? Yahoo? An Insider’s View of Life? ;P
Comment by the insider — November 10, 2005 @ 8:47 pm
Have you met english before, besides cyberly? In picadilly, past mcdonald’s (a casino-like thing should be opposite of mcdonalds) to the east, past the phone booth on the left side there is a nice little shoppe for wines….i recommend it….although my coordinates for it may be wrong since that was three years ago…maybe i’m thinking of that strip joint, eitherway, i lost all my “pounds”…..
So, have you met english before?
Comment by Augustus — November 10, 2005 @ 10:44 pm
yes. this will be my second time in england. he’s been here to see me uhm…..twice before (not counting the time we met).
hehehe. you said shoppe. that makes me laugh.
Comment by wendykat — November 11, 2005 @ 5:52 am