November 4th, 2005it’s a HEMI
Guess who got a HEMI?
Hi Dad. Did you get a Hemi?
You should sound more excited than that. It’s a HEMI.
Woohoo. Which one did you end up getting?
The Overland. Your mom wouldn’t let me have the Commander. ::giant sigh::
Dad, you’re never going to need that many seats. Ever.
I might. You never know when you need extra space.
I hear my mom in the background…. grandchildren is mentioned… my dad laughs.
Epilogue: My dad got himself the new Grand Jeep Cherokee Overland, with a HEMI.
(Make sure you say it with oomph.)
🙂
cars is the one thing my dad isn’t very “manly” about. it’s simply something to get him from a to b. oh and sports. he’s not really into sports. but does he ever like him some boobies. whoooooweeee! does that man like breasts.
actually. i think it runs in the family.
hehehe… boobies.
jugs.
sweater cows.
hehehe…
boooooooobs.
Comment by wendykat — November 4, 2005 @ 7:27 pm
OK a) my dad isn’t really into cars either, which is why this is hysterical and b) he isn’t into sports, lol. However, I’ve never asked him how he feels about boobs.
And I hope to god in heaven that I never do.
::shudder::
Comment by the insider — November 4, 2005 @ 7:29 pm
didn’t so much ask. as his wife is uhm… very well endowed. like her boobs… one… ONE is the size of my head! her bra is like a two freaking popcorn bowls sitting next to eachother. and the kicker? she’s 5 foot 11 and has size 6 and a half feet. a stiff breeze will send her toppling over she’s that top heavy.
oh and she also has texas big hair.
Comment by wendykat — November 4, 2005 @ 7:32 pm
ROTFL… is she from Texas?
And have you ever seen the TV show Reba? Does she look like the blonde?
Comment by the insider — November 4, 2005 @ 7:37 pm
born in iowa. lived in texas long enough to develop the hairstyle.
Comment by wendykat — November 4, 2005 @ 7:37 pm
god no. she’s a red head. heheheh.
Comment by wendykat — November 4, 2005 @ 7:38 pm
LOL.. scary, scary. Does she have the accent? 😉
Comment by the insider — November 4, 2005 @ 7:41 pm
no… but instead of calling someone a yahoo. she says… yay-who. and it’s not soda… it’s pop. weird.
she’s actually very nice. a bit gullible. and not full of common sense. but she’s very nice. sooooo much nicer that my moms husband… blech!
Comment by wendykat — November 4, 2005 @ 7:43 pm
She sounds funny as hell. 🙂 (I love gullible people, lol.)
My dad’s family is from Texas… big hair, accents, ridiculous amounts of meat. :::shakes head:::
Comment by the insider — November 4, 2005 @ 7:46 pm
hehehe…
i don’t know about the meat. but she has a thing against oatmeal and things of that texture.
oooh it’s time to go bowling! sweet.
Comment by wendykat — November 4, 2005 @ 7:56 pm
I like oatmeal.
Enjoy the bowling. 🙂
Comment by the insider — November 4, 2005 @ 8:02 pm
Why not just buy an armored Wells-Fargo truck?
Comment by Monsieur Augustus — November 4, 2005 @ 9:29 pm
Why buy one, Augie, when you can steal one?
Comment by Grampa — November 4, 2005 @ 11:24 pm
oooh with all the band instruments inside it still!
the wells fargo wagon is a-comin’ down the street! Oh don’t let him pass my door. Oho, the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin’ down the street! I wish I knew what he was comin’ for!
Comment by wendykat — November 5, 2005 @ 12:00 am
cool new toy for your dad hehe. I am sure he is gonna miss football matches from now on 😛
Comment by Me, Myself and I — November 5, 2005 @ 4:12 am
Augie… the man wants a Hummer. Or an amphibious vehicle of some sort.
Gramps… Excuse me, I thought that was our plan?! WTF? You’re bringing Augie into it now? And wendy? Shit. 😛
Wendy… been drinking there girlie? lolol
Me.. not at all. 🙂 LOL
Comment by the insider — November 5, 2005 @ 10:26 am
I require 10% and if you don’t give me my cut, I go to the po-po. (Po-po is police in ebonics)
Comment by Monsieur Augustus — November 5, 2005 @ 4:29 pm
No. way. in. hell. 😛
Comment by the insider — November 5, 2005 @ 4:39 pm
it’s uh.. from a musical. sorry. there are some things you may not know about me… but i’m like a little library for random songs. and if anyone says a word or phrase that i can fit in a song… i immediately start singing that song. it’s usually mid sentance too. i’ll even interupt myself.
Comment by wendykat — November 5, 2005 @ 5:56 pm
Oooo… I bet you’re fun at parties, lol.
I’m like that with random, nonsense trivia.
The guy does it with anything historical known to man. It’s fabulous.
Comment by the insider — November 5, 2005 @ 6:03 pm
neat. we can be a freaking stupid human tricks travelling circus.
Comment by wendykat — November 5, 2005 @ 6:09 pm
Ooo… we could! That would be fun.
What can English do?
Comment by the insider — November 5, 2005 @ 6:12 pm
uhm… be english?
he plays the ‘straight man’ real well.
and he’s adept at getting pretty much anyone to talk about anything.
Comment by wendykat — November 5, 2005 @ 6:17 pm
LOL… we’re more looking for someone who can convince anyone to give us money.
For nothing, basically.
Comment by the insider — November 5, 2005 @ 6:23 pm
oh yes he also has an mba. and is really good at getting people to follow his logic. he’d be a great cult leader.
Comment by wendykat — November 5, 2005 @ 6:26 pm
Fantastic.
We’re going to make so much money. 🙂
Comment by the insider — November 5, 2005 @ 6:30 pm
totally.
Comment by wendykat — November 5, 2005 @ 6:32 pm
hehehe 🙂
Comment by the insider — November 5, 2005 @ 6:46 pm
I get to go by Minister of Propaganda for any cult.
After all, as Marx and Engels once said, from each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs.
Comment by Grampa — November 5, 2005 @ 8:59 pm
Um.
OK?
😛 Nerd
Comment by the insider — November 5, 2005 @ 9:06 pm
were they a band from the 70’s?
Comment by wendykat — November 5, 2005 @ 9:24 pm
Dying laughing.. rotfl lmao
Comment by the insider — November 5, 2005 @ 9:29 pm
yea whatever, you’re like younger than me… i’m still geeking out over that.
oh and you know what? you probably make more money than me… sigh.
sigh.
hehhehe… the best part is. neither of us was born in the 70’s… hehehe but gramps was! mwaahahahahahahaaha!!!!
Comment by wendykat — November 5, 2005 @ 9:47 pm
You’re going to be bugging out about that for awhile, aren’t you? lol 😛
And I probably don’t.. my boss is a jackass, remember?
But yup.. Gramps is the oldie. ;P
Comment by the insider — November 5, 2005 @ 9:49 pm
An oldie, but a goodie.
Comment by Grampa — November 5, 2005 @ 11:09 pm
Definitely a goodie. 😉
Comment by the insider — November 5, 2005 @ 11:10 pm
dude. i work in the mail room. sigh. true i get pretty well for such a shit nobrain job. but really.
Comment by wendykat — November 6, 2005 @ 7:45 am
I see your point.
Why are you up at 7:45 on a Sunday morning? I mean, holy shit.
Comment by the insider — November 6, 2005 @ 12:19 pm