November 7th, 2005
fascinating

Greatest Internet Moments (so far), by some random guy.

It’s historical and hilarious at the same time.

Comments (84)

posted in: hilarity,randomness — @ 7:36 pm

84 Comments

is that like “it’s delicious AND nutricious” ?

cuz that’s bull dookie… that’s right. BULL DOOKIE.

Comment by wendykat — November 7, 2005 @ 7:49 pm
oh and guess what smarty pants. i got a crunchie in the mail today. and some necco wafer like candies called “giant love hearts” somehow it sounds dirty. but they are basically round sweethearts with the valentines sayings on ’em… you know… like fax me. text me. blogroll me. that kinda thing.

Comment by wendykat — November 7, 2005 @ 7:57 pm
Shut up, it was cute.

And pfft for your candy. I mean shit, you’re seeing him in what, four days? You’ll get all sorts of candy then.

Yes, I said it. 😛

Comment by the insider — November 7, 2005 @ 8:00 pm
as English would say “saucer of milk table 12” but he says it with that hissy paw in the air movement. it’s kinda hard to take him serious after that.

and uh. pffft to you. for your. uhm… the… thing. with that. other… thing. yea that’s right, i said it.

Comment by wendykat — November 7, 2005 @ 8:02 pm
ROTFL.. funny.

Nope, no pffts back. That’s a rule of the giant club. 😛

Comment by the insider — November 7, 2005 @ 8:17 pm
hehehe.

sigh.

and when i put the “giant club” i was more worried of comments like “oooh giant sammich” sigh.

Comment by wendykat — November 7, 2005 @ 8:20 pm
rotfl lmao

hahahahehehehe

That’s funny.

Comment by the insider — November 7, 2005 @ 8:21 pm
oh my god. organic ice cream… so damn good. well, i love organic. but i deviated from my normal hagen daaaaaaaz and got julies organic ice cream… chocolate. oh. holy. crap.

Comment by wendykat — November 7, 2005 @ 8:22 pm
Alright now that’s just not fair.

You’re eating chocolate bars and ice cream? What is that, your dinner?

I could really go for some ice cream right now. If only I had a servant-boy to send out… doodoodoo

Comment by the insider — November 7, 2005 @ 8:24 pm
i didn’t eat the choco bar. and uhm. it’s not my dinner (it is but if i say it’s not i won’t get in trouble for eating poorly, sneaky isn’t it?)

i’m making soup. yummy, vegematarian, organic pumpkin soup. though it’s late so i’ll probably just stick with the calcium rich protien packed dinner of choco ice cream and have the soup for lunch.

Comment by wendykat — November 7, 2005 @ 8:26 pm
Mmmm.. pumpkin soup. Yum.

I had pad thai. And now I want ice cream… but I have none and I already brushed my teeth anyway.. and I’m already happily ensconced in my cozy bed.

Comment by the insider — November 7, 2005 @ 8:30 pm
argh! pad thai… sigh. it’s okay. you don’t know any better. sigh.

Comment by wendykat — November 7, 2005 @ 8:45 pm
Not enough people say ensconced anymore.

Comment by Grampa — November 7, 2005 @ 8:53 pm
Excuse me? What’s wrong with pad thai?

I love pad thai.

And big words. 🙂

Comment by the insider — November 7, 2005 @ 8:53 pm
i’m half thai. and the pad thai served in restaurants is soo NOT pad thai. but whatevs. it’s like when people think of italian food they think spagetti or some other americanized version of italian food. same with mexican they think tacos. but again. whatevs.

big words make my head go owie.

Comment by wendykat — November 7, 2005 @ 9:01 pm
Alright, so what’s real pad thai?

I think where I get it it’s pretty damn authentic. It was certainly better back home in Seattle, but it’s good over here.

Comment by the insider — November 7, 2005 @ 9:07 pm
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…..

Comment by Monsieur Augustus — November 7, 2005 @ 9:12 pm
Por que?

Comment by the insider — November 7, 2005 @ 9:14 pm
it’s not as sweet as you get it at a restaurant. has more sour to it. and salty. it’s not as red either. and you add more lemon/lime/fishsauce/sugar as you want to it. but what they give you is already so sweet. and it’s not as oily.

it’s hard to explain. i’ll send my mommy over there to make it for you. : )

Comment by wendykat — November 7, 2005 @ 9:16 pm
Oh see, now that’s what I’m talking about. (Sending your mom over, lol.) 🙂

I hate it sweet. Big fan of limes on the side and garlic/fish sauce. Yum. And I get it extra spicy.. sooo good. 🙂

Comment by the insider — November 7, 2005 @ 9:17 pm
Entre lâ€™enclume et le marteau est l’histoire de l’Internet. AlÃ©sage!

Comment by Monsieur Augustus — November 7, 2005 @ 9:33 pm
Madame, franÃ§ais de parle de je. Vous devez m’envier.

Comment by Monsieur Augustus — November 7, 2005 @ 9:37 pm
Monsieur, je parle franÃ§ais. Tu ne parle franÃ§ais. 😛

And no history is boring! Crazy boy.

Comment by the insider — November 7, 2005 @ 9:43 pm
Merci, mais non.

Comment by the insider — November 7, 2005 @ 9:44 pm
Insider est trÃ¨s nombriliste

Comment by Monsieur Augustus — November 7, 2005 @ 9:52 pm
Que est “nombriliste,” Monsieur?

Comment by the insider — November 7, 2005 @ 9:58 pm
Veux-tu des oignons sur ton sandwich ?

Comment by Monsieur Augustus — November 7, 2005 @ 10:05 pm
hehehe…i followed up until the onions on sammichs part. hehehe.

Comment by wendykat — November 7, 2005 @ 10:08 pm
WendyKat, il est marrant !

Comment by Monsieur Augustus — November 7, 2005 @ 10:09 pm
Avoir tu a perdu votre tÃªte?

Comment by the insider — November 7, 2005 @ 10:10 pm
Wendy.. he’s nutso.

Augie.. 😛 Are you using an online translator or something, lol?

Comment by the insider — November 7, 2005 @ 10:14 pm
Non, vous belle fleur. Vous avez perdu votre tÃªte. Qui a pu refuser un massage du Monsieur ?

Comment by Monsieur Augustus — November 7, 2005 @ 10:14 pm
Je suis l’Ã©nigme, vous me connais. Je suis un homme de mystÃ¨re avec beaucoup de talents.

Comment by Monsieur Augustus — November 7, 2005 @ 10:17 pm
Je ne mentirais pas Ã Madame. Je parle franÃ§ais!

Comment by Monsieur Augustus — November 7, 2005 @ 10:18 pm
Holy shit.
Oui, je refuse un Monsieur Augie massage. Mais merci pour “belle fleur”… lol.

Et je sais que vous Ãªtes homme de mystÃ¨re avec beaucoup de talents… mais j’ai un homme.

Et sÃ»r, tu parle francais.

Comment by the insider — November 7, 2005 @ 10:27 pm
Oui, mais je vous pardonne.

Comment by the insider — November 7, 2005 @ 10:39 pm
Je parle franÃ§ais, je suis franÃ§ais. Je suis un rebelle au coeur avec une mentalitÃ© de grenouille de libÃ©ralisme. Au cas oÃ¹ j’Ãªtre britannique pour qu’acceptiez-vous un massage ? LOL!

Comment by Monsieur Augustus — November 7, 2005 @ 10:42 pm
Avez-vous vu le film au sujet de Kurt Cobain appelÃ© les derniers jours de Gus Van Sant ?

Comment by Monsieur Augustus — November 7, 2005 @ 10:46 pm
Je parlerai anglais maintenant.

Comment by Monsieur Augustus — November 7, 2005 @ 10:52 pm
Non Monsieur, lol.

Merci.

Comment by the insider — November 7, 2005 @ 10:58 pm
That was interesting.

Comment by Monsieur Augustus — November 7, 2005 @ 11:02 pm
J’ai besoin d’une cigarette maintenant.

Comment by Monsieur Augustus — November 7, 2005 @ 11:04 pm
ROTFL LMAO.. That did it for you, hmm?

I’m going to bed now. Go and play well with others. 😛

Comment by the insider — November 7, 2005 @ 11:14 pm
So impressed. Sooooo impressed.

Comment by anne — November 8, 2005 @ 2:09 am
foreign foreplay?

Comment by wendykat — November 8, 2005 @ 5:36 am
Anne… lol. Thought you’d enjoy that this morning. 🙂

Wendy… um. 😛 No.

Comment by the insider — November 8, 2005 @ 9:07 am
I thought you’d be blogging about Washington’s teeth today.

Comment by Grampa — November 8, 2005 @ 1:55 pm
I didn’t anticipate having to do several things, several times today.

In other words, I’ve been busy.

😛

Comment by the insider — November 8, 2005 @ 2:11 pm
There are several things that I’d like to do several times today, but I, too am very busy.

Comment by Grampa — November 8, 2005 @ 2:23 pm
Totally not talking about having fun like that. lol

Comment by the insider — November 8, 2005 @ 2:27 pm
ROTFLAMO!

Comment by Monsieur Augustus — November 8, 2005 @ 3:00 pm
mmmm 3 more days and then i can be very busy doing the several things i like to do several times a day…

Comment by wendykat — November 8, 2005 @ 3:33 pm
For the love of god.. lol.

So everybody’s horny today, huh?

Comment by the insider — November 8, 2005 @ 3:59 pm
Nobody said anything about sex or masterbation, get yer mind outta the gutter!

Comment by Le Roi Augustus — November 8, 2005 @ 4:17 pm
Hey Wen, I hope you don’t get spanked too much.

Comment by Grampa — November 8, 2005 @ 4:23 pm
Wen is quite the masochistic one, isn’t she?

Comment by Le Roi Augustus — November 8, 2005 @ 4:24 pm
I’m staying so far out of all of this.

rotfl lmao

Comment by the insider — November 8, 2005 @ 4:37 pm
Oh right, we know who is a peeping tom now, insider. The observationlist horndog.

Comment by Le Roi Augustus — November 8, 2005 @ 4:58 pm
Augie I just hand you guys the proverbial lighter fluid and wait to see what happens, lol. 🙂

Comment by the insider — November 8, 2005 @ 5:25 pm
Is that how you explain yourself when police ask you to come down from the tree?

Comment by Le Roi Augustus — November 8, 2005 @ 5:45 pm
see and i was hoping to get spanked lots. *shrug* you know me and my giant strap on.

and yea. insider. acting all above us. what evs man. what. evs.

you know you’re a perv. proverbial or otherwise.

Comment by wendykat — November 8, 2005 @ 6:27 pm
sheesh! You must confront your problem before you can defeat it. Insider, just admit your pervness.

Comment by Le Roi Augustus — November 8, 2005 @ 6:34 pm
Say it, “My name is ______, and I am a perv-a-holic”

Comment by Le Roi Augustus — November 8, 2005 @ 6:35 pm
Augie.. I don’t climb trees. 😛

Wendy… I know you are darling. No problem, he’s reading so I’m sure he’ll take note. 😉 lol

And, FOR THE RECORD, I am not a perv, nor am I above any of you pervs-I mean people. ;P I just couldn’t pay attention while I was at work, like I normally can. Busy, busy, busy.

Sigh.

Comment by the insider — November 8, 2005 @ 7:34 pm
Duly noted.

Comment by Grampa — November 8, 2005 @ 7:49 pm
ewww.

Comment by wendykat — November 8, 2005 @ 8:36 pm
LOL.

Comment by the insider — November 8, 2005 @ 8:37 pm
i just have to say ew again. ew.

Comment by wendykat — November 9, 2005 @ 5:56 am
ewww

Comment by Augustus the Great — November 9, 2005 @ 9:23 am
Why are we ewwing exactly? 😛

Comment by the insider — November 9, 2005 @ 9:55 am
YOU know why!

Comment by wendykat — November 9, 2005 @ 10:10 am
😛

I cannot believe your dad saw what I wrote on your blog! 🙁

Comment by the insider — November 9, 2005 @ 10:17 am
hehehe. it’s okay. he knows i won’t ever have a white wedding. besides as dirty as i am he’s the same. he and his brothers are where i get my sailors mouth.

plus have you READ the archives? i’ve got some nasty language on there. granted i put up a parental warning when i do. but no worries.

hehehe.

Comment by wendykat — November 9, 2005 @ 10:21 am
STILL. Sigh. Oh well.

And yeah, you do have a sailor mouth.. lol. Your retort was hysterical…
“he’s as crude as i am. only, he’s my dad. so we like to pretend that i’m still virtuous and that he’s only ever had sex twice, once for my brother and once for me.”

Funny. as. hell. 🙂 lol

Comment by the insider — November 9, 2005 @ 10:23 am
hehehe. yea. i still don’t want to think about that.

plus the day of his and my step moms wedding. he was walking around talking about porking her… because he wanted to piss her off so she’d get a good cry in before the wedding so she’d be calm later, but still. i don’t need to hear my dad say “porking” to anyone more than once to have convulsions. ew. so ew. though i still laugh because he was like yelling it through the house. you can’t not laugh at that. and then shudder.

Comment by wendykat — November 9, 2005 @ 10:58 am
ROTFL LMAO

Oh god that’s hysterical. 🙂

No wonder you’re you. ;P

Comment by the insider — November 9, 2005 @ 12:00 pm
yes. indeed.

sigh. it’s also no wonder i need therapy.

Comment by wendykat — November 9, 2005 @ 1:55 pm
ewwwww

Comment by Augustus the Great — November 9, 2005 @ 2:39 pm
Wendy… rotfl lmao. Nah, you’re fun. 🙂

Augie… we stopped the ewwing, lol. 🙂

Comment by the insider — November 9, 2005 @ 4:37 pm
Oh, I apologize, Madam.

Comment by Augustus the Great — November 9, 2005 @ 8:50 pm
LOL… s’ok.

We allow the military to make a mistake now and again. 😉

Comment by the insider — November 9, 2005 @ 9:46 pm