November 29th, 2005ergh
The coworker is rolling on the floor.
We are kinda buzzed. No wait, she just yelled, and we are “VERY BUZZED.”
It was a long day. I made my mother cry, the coworker found out her fbuddy has a girlfriend who’s seven years younger, we really don’t like our job, she just yelled she has heartburn and I am sad ’cause I miss this guy…
Ahem.
We had some vodka, no wait, lots of vodka for lunch, needless to say.
OK so this sex buddy thing is over-rated.
Granted, I’m very fabulous. What?
If you met me you’d agree.
So why is he dating someone 7 years younger?
WTF?
I’m moving to Europe.
Comment by the coworker — November 29, 2005 @ 4:02 pm
I hate American horny idiots.
Comment by the coworker — November 29, 2005 @ 4:02 pm
Um… wasted and still laying on the floor… by the way. Love all you people. I really do. The insider is the greatest people I tell you the greatest.
Comment by the coworker — November 29, 2005 @ 4:03 pm
hehehe. wish i was there. i miss rolling about piss drunk on the floor. course it’s usually followed by passing out.
coworker, date foreign… it works so much better. americans suck and so not in the good way.
insider, only a month to go. and at least if you get really really serious it’s easier for you to meet up and be closer. so hugs and have a shot or two for me.
Comment by wendykat — November 29, 2005 @ 4:23 pm
The coworker has just gone to her car to get… “something.”
Yeah, lol.
And it’s really not that easy.. there’s something about 5000 miles that makes it difficult—:P. Ah well. That’s life.
Comment by the insider — November 29, 2005 @ 4:25 pm
no i mean… if you get REALLY REALLY serious you can live closer. nerd.
Comment by wendykat — November 29, 2005 @ 4:36 pm
Ah I see… yes, I’m already contemplating a move.
If he can handle me… ;P
Comment by the insider — November 29, 2005 @ 4:41 pm
hehehe… well i’ll eventually be making a move to canada… eventually. when he gets there. sigh.
Comment by wendykat — November 29, 2005 @ 4:47 pm
Go on, move away, all of you, while I get stuck in Paris and get horribly drunk. All the time. On my own.
Actually… Coworker? Coworker?
Comment by anne — November 29, 2005 @ 4:55 pm
uhm… how is our moving going to affect you really? since you’re “stuck” in paris. silly girl. besides… the miracle of the interweb is that even if i run far far away, insider will still manage to track me down. hehehe.
Comment by wendykat — November 29, 2005 @ 5:07 pm
Oh no, I just meant you go on with your lives and don’t mind me. I’ll just be unhappy is all. But if you can live with yourselves and that knowledge, without guilt ever worrying you or keeping you awake at night, then it’s fine. Really.
Comment by anne — November 29, 2005 @ 5:22 pm
Damn straight wendy! 😛
Anne… the coworker is laughing. 🙂 And you’ll have to come visit. 🙂
Comment by the insider — November 29, 2005 @ 5:22 pm
No, no, no Anne… we’re going to have to find you someone ridiculously fabulous. 🙂
I have enough guilt from my mother, lol. 😛
Comment by the insider — November 29, 2005 @ 5:23 pm
wow… anne you’re good… but next time try to add a little “you’re rejecting my love” into it and then i’ll totally fall for it. it seems to work for my mom all the time *shakes fist* damn her and her excellent guilt trips…
Comment by wendykat — November 29, 2005 @ 5:28 pm
How did you make your mother cry?
Comment by Grampa — November 29, 2005 @ 5:46 pm
Something about traveling a few miles to meet a guy I met online… as she said it, she started tearing up, talking about how I almost died.
Sigh.
Yeah, and driving around the country by myself for four months wasn’t hazardous to my health at all.
Comment by the insider — November 29, 2005 @ 5:51 pm
Wendy.. hehehe… yup.
Comment by the insider — November 29, 2005 @ 5:51 pm
Well. Almost died, huh? Yeah, maybe, but not in the way that she is thinking.
Hmmm…
Comment by Grampa — November 29, 2005 @ 6:07 pm
Um.. ahem.. lol.
Cute. 😛
Comment by the insider — November 29, 2005 @ 6:58 pm
ew.
Comment by wendykat — November 29, 2005 @ 8:24 pm
Shut up. You were in the same boat not to long ago, I suspect.
😛
Comment by the insider — November 29, 2005 @ 9:40 pm
You know the above reads that your mother has… oh never mind!
Comment by ms. mac — November 30, 2005 @ 2:22 am
ms. mac, that’s how i read it too! but i tried to ignore it!
oh and miss smarty mcsmarterson- yea i know but i can still say ew.
Comment by wendykat — November 30, 2005 @ 6:10 am
Ms Mac… I fixed it, lol.
Wen.. ;p
Comment by the insider — November 30, 2005 @ 9:21 am
Hey Wendy, if you are not almost dying in that certain way, then perhaps you aren’t doing it right.
I’m just sayin’.
Comment by Grampa — November 30, 2005 @ 1:25 pm
Um…. yeah, I’m going to agree with him on this one.
🙂
Comment by the insider — November 30, 2005 @ 1:47 pm
oh no i never said anything about that… i only said ew because i know too much. not because of the thought of almost dying in that certain way.
…
i have to go now.
Comment by wendykat — November 30, 2005 @ 2:03 pm