November 1st, 2005all saints day
A day set apart to honor all of the saints, even those not known by name.
I love this holiday.
It reinforces what I have known since I was wee.
That I, in fact, am a saint.
Because someone laughed, I should explain—it’s because I was born on this day, OK? Brat. 😛
*muffled laughter*
Comment by wendykat — November 1, 2005 @ 9:35 am
Hey now. 😛
Comment by the insider — November 1, 2005 @ 9:38 am
Hurrah! Happy Birthday to you!
I think that’s what you mean, isn’t it?
Comment by ms. mac — November 1, 2005 @ 10:09 am
Yes, lol. Thank you. 🙂
Comment by the insider — November 1, 2005 @ 10:12 am
Oh oh here is the birthday girl. My God, I can imagine today: VODKA EVERYWHERE!! OLEEEEEEE lol
Can’tmiss this party. Where is my invitation ?
Oh… Happy birthday and yes, I am gonna be polite and not gonna ask about your age although many of us are wondering about ( yessss, you all, dont lie ! :P)
Comment by Me, Myself and I — November 1, 2005 @ 10:32 am
Joyeux anniversaire ! Beaucoup beaucoup de bonheurs, maintenant et à venir… Amour, joie, surprises, everything! 🙂
Comment by anne — November 1, 2005 @ 10:43 am
oh… it’s your birthday… thought you were having delusions of grandeur…
carry on then. it’s the only day i’ll allow it.
Comment by wendykat — November 1, 2005 @ 10:43 am
Me: Oh you are definitely invited, lol. 🙂 So there’s a whole question about my age? Really now? Hmm…
Anne: Merci beaucoup. J’espère il y aura aussi. Surtout de lui…. 😉
Wendy… why thank you Goddess Lispy. (And I always have delusions of grandeur.. ;P)
Comment by the insider — November 1, 2005 @ 10:53 am
Surtout ! 🙂
Comment by anne — November 1, 2005 @ 11:05 am
happy birthday!! if there’s a parade, you know it’s all for you 🙂
Comment by Moxie — November 1, 2005 @ 11:06 am
Anne.. 😉
Moxie… A parade?! For me? I’m so excited! 😉
Comment by the insider — November 1, 2005 @ 11:12 am
{cue music}…
“Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday insider,
happy birthday to you!”
do we get cake?
Comment by Terri — November 1, 2005 @ 1:56 pm
so did when you were growing up did your parents refuse to give you cake and sweets because the day before was halloween? ooooh or did they fashion your ill gotten devil sweets into a cake-like shape and try to fool you?
that’s what i would do.
and who’s the SOMEONE who laughed?….
Comment by wendykat — November 1, 2005 @ 2:02 pm
Thank you Terri. 🙂 What kind of cake would you like? I’m having cheesecake, lol.. I don’t think it would ship well.
Wendy.. Religious parents, remember? No Halloween in my house. Although for many years we went to the church’s Harvest Carnival. Yeah. So my birthday was fabulous.
And I dunno… who could that someone have been? 😛
Comment by the insider — November 1, 2005 @ 2:07 pm
oohhh. riight. religion…
uhm… was the fabulous sarcastic? because that’s the way i took it.
Comment by wendykat — November 1, 2005 @ 2:23 pm
LOL.. no. It really was fabulous. Parties and cake and presents galore.
Actually, I just got off the phone with my mom. She wants me to go out to dinner and put it on her card. I just want to go home and go to bed though. So sad. Fabulous dinner for as many as I want, on mommy. 🙂
Comment by the insider — November 1, 2005 @ 2:45 pm
hehhehe… will that include taxi fare? cuz i’ll go.
Comment by wendykat — November 1, 2005 @ 3:56 pm
A saint. Yeah. right.
Heh.
Comment by Grampa — November 1, 2005 @ 4:13 pm
Happy Birthday!!!!!!! for reals yo.
Comment by anna — November 1, 2005 @ 4:34 pm
Hmm… maybe wendy. 🙂
Shut up Gramps.
Thanks Anna 🙂
Comment by the insider — November 1, 2005 @ 4:38 pm
he’s just crabby because he can’t remember his last birthday… or the last 5 minutes. alzheimers… you know how it is.
Comment by wendykat — November 1, 2005 @ 4:55 pm
Ah yes. So old and decrepit.
Sigh.
So sad.
Comment by the insider — November 1, 2005 @ 4:59 pm
it really is isn’t it. we ought to send him something.. or at least tell him we did, he’ll never know the difference.
Comment by wendykat — November 1, 2005 @ 5:21 pm
ROTFL… I’m a fan.
Gramps, we sent you a lovely gift basket, complete with Ensure, Depends, Centrum Silver and a gift certificate for that new Medical Supply Store on the island.
You’re welcome. 🙂
Comment by the insider — November 1, 2005 @ 5:23 pm
also it was hand delivered by scantily clad natives who gave you a sponge bath.
no need to thank us.
Comment by wendykat — November 1, 2005 @ 5:30 pm
Wait. What.
Scantily clad natives? I thought that was you two. You missed quite a party, I must say.
Comment by Grampa — November 1, 2005 @ 6:12 pm
hehehe.
Comment by wendykat — November 1, 2005 @ 6:31 pm
By the way, I used that gift certificate for a giant tank of laughing gas. The natives loved it.
Comment by Grampa — November 1, 2005 @ 6:33 pm
Wendy… rotfl lmao.
Grampa… really now. See, wendy only gets scantily-clad for Europeans. 😉
And fabulous, drug the natives. That’ll definitely get your wrinkly arse more action. ;P
Comment by the insider — November 1, 2005 @ 6:34 pm
That’s what I’m talking about.
You should see what they do for my pain medications.
You know, the stuff I have left over from my hip replacement.
Comment by Grampa — November 1, 2005 @ 6:46 pm
Your first one, or the second one?
Comment by the insider — November 1, 2005 @ 6:51 pm
Third.
Comment by Grampa — November 1, 2005 @ 6:52 pm
No wonder. With what the natives do to you and all…
I’m surprised you aren’t confined to bed permanently.
Comment by the insider — November 1, 2005 @ 6:54 pm
It’s a cage with gilded bars.
And a trapeze.
Comment by Grampa — November 1, 2005 @ 6:55 pm
So the natives do a high-wire act?
Too bad you’re stuck in the cage. 😛
Comment by the insider — November 1, 2005 @ 6:57 pm
Happy B-day. What do you want for your birthday? Your wish is my command.
LOL. Seriously though, Saints can’t be Goddess’.
Comment by Monsieur Augustus — November 1, 2005 @ 8:28 pm
You must either resign from the Sainthood or the Goddesshood.
Remember, chastity & humbleness means you can’t have slaves.
Comment by Monsieur Augustus — November 1, 2005 @ 8:29 pm
Monsieur now, hmm?
Seeing as I am a Goddess, I deign that I can also be a saint…. and the Goddess of Saints.
And whilst I am a saint, I never claimed to be humble. lol 😛
Comment by the insider — November 1, 2005 @ 8:31 pm
When you’re as great as I am, it’s hard to be humble.
Comment by Grampa — November 1, 2005 @ 8:37 pm
So weren’t talking about you there… 😛
Comment by the insider — November 1, 2005 @ 8:42 pm
Thanks Insider, I’m infatuated with your divine power now. Please, command me!
Comment by Monsieur Augustus — November 1, 2005 @ 10:40 pm
Hmmm… what to do, what to do…
I’ll have to think on it. 😉
Comment by the insider — November 1, 2005 @ 10:57 pm
I don’t have eternity. I’m a very busy person.
Comment by Monsieur Augustus — November 2, 2005 @ 3:01 am
off with his head for giving a sainted goddess back sass!
Comment by wendykat — November 2, 2005 @ 5:43 am
off with his head for giving a sainted goddess back sass!!
Comment by wendykat — November 2, 2005 @ 5:44 am
stupid stolen internet….
Comment by wendykat — November 2, 2005 @ 5:44 am
Seriously Augustus. We Goddess Saints aren’t too keen on sass. But I, being a GS, and realizing that your life will be over in the blink of an eye, deign that you… blog more. Not the EA blog (I know you blog there religiously), the other blog.
Oh. And send presents. I like gilded, shiny things. ;P
Wendy.. um, first off, what the hell are you doing up at 6AM? That’s just wrong.
Comment by the insider — November 2, 2005 @ 9:00 am
and secondly??? dork.
i wake up at 5:15 to be at work at 7am… and this morning the mommy left so i woke up around 4:00am and didn’t actually leave my comfy cozy nest til 5am.
some of us do stuff besides drink vodka all day.
Comment by wendykat — November 2, 2005 @ 9:11 am
I couldn’t think of a second brat. 😛
Work at 7.. damn, that sucks.
And I don’t drink vodka all day, lol. 😛
Comment by the insider — November 2, 2005 @ 9:15 am
oh right. sorry. all night.
yes, but i get to leave at 4. well i would if i didn’t wait to use the company phones to receive calls from the uk… hehehe.
Comment by wendykat — November 2, 2005 @ 10:35 am
😛
Ah I see… so that makes up for it then.
And the use of the company phone… a bonus? ;P
Comment by the insider — November 2, 2005 @ 10:46 am
well… he calls me on the phone. it’s cheaper than using my cell which is what we did when we first started dating… my wallet is much happier with this arrangement.
Comment by wendykat — November 2, 2005 @ 11:28 am
Ah I see… yeah, we’re racking up some minutes too, lol. The time difference almost always puts me into my free minutes, but we have to watch his, lol.
Comment by the insider — November 2, 2005 @ 11:38 am
get skype.
it’s free to talk to another person on skype. it’s free to download. alls you need is a microphone and headphones if you want.
Comment by wendykat — November 2, 2005 @ 3:05 pm
Oh I thought about that… but it wouldn’t work for the road rage phone calls. And those are highly entertaining. 🙂
Comment by the insider — November 2, 2005 @ 3:11 pm
you sure? cuz i think it would. you have to go to the site. but i think they have something in beta right now that’s called skype-in. and people can call the number to your skype account and you can take the call on your computer. see.
i’m not as dumb as i pretend to be… oh look something shiny!
Comment by wendykat — November 2, 2005 @ 3:23 pm
Hmm… I didn’t know that. Interesting. I’ll have to look. 🙂
Comment by the insider — November 2, 2005 @ 3:27 pm
seee! see!
*smiles in the way that 2 year olds do when they figure something out like how to open the fridge by yourself*
see!
Comment by wendykat — November 2, 2005 @ 4:04 pm
ROTFL… ohmygod.
:::chuckles and shakes her head the way a mother does when her child makes her laugh:::
😛
Comment by the insider — November 2, 2005 @ 4:07 pm
what are you saying? i’m adopted?
*runs away crying* i hate you!
*more wailing*
Comment by wendykat — November 2, 2005 @ 8:08 pm
Oy vey.
If I’m the Goddess Saint, you’re the Drama Queen. 🙂
lol
We should have outfits or something… 😉
Comment by the insider — November 2, 2005 @ 8:41 pm
who’s to say i don’t already?
Comment by wendykat — November 2, 2005 @ 9:44 pm
Oooo… cool. Does it have a cape?
I bet it has fishnets… rotfl.
Comment by the insider — November 2, 2005 @ 9:47 pm
phblt!
Comment by wendykat — November 3, 2005 @ 6:19 am
*Double dorks….With a look of dismay I realize I should’ve never held either of you in such high esteem.
Comment by Monsieur Augustus — November 3, 2005 @ 8:48 pm
Don’t make me smote you down Monsieur.
I will.
I swear.
Comment by the insider — November 3, 2005 @ 9:15 pm