October 6th, 2005what I need…
There’s a meme floating around that I thought was hysterical. You put “your name needs” in Google and then tack up the first ten results. Funny stuff.
Without further ado.. what I need:
Every prayer she can get.
Someone she can trust.
Gavin more than ever now.
Your help.
It.
A lot of personal attention to make her feel more secure.
To do whatever she wants.
A safe haven and a place of kindness and gentleness.
To do this.
To find Chelsea.
In all honesty, I was really hoping that one would say “a damn cookie,” but alas, it was not to be.
your money
your help
A Flash Portal Movies and Games similiar to Newgrounds and Flashplayer
Needs Help
Comment by grampa — October 6, 2005 @ 5:42 pm
Aw, fuck it. something is wrong on this end.
I blame human error.
Comment by grampa — October 6, 2005 @ 5:43 pm
WTF are you doing over there? LOL
Comment by the insider — October 6, 2005 @ 5:43 pm
Too much NyQuil, I guess.
Your Money.
Your Help
A Flash Portal Movies and Games similiar to Newgrounds and Flashplayer.
Help
our help…Not only can he not ride his moped …
I have come to the conclusion that I simply don’t have enough time
to go to hell
expert witnesses, research, and other things
therapy
a one or two parent home with parents
There, now we can be friends again.
Comment by grampa — October 6, 2005 @ 5:49 pm
Reading that again, it’s apparent that I need lots of help, more time and all of your money.
Comment by grampa — October 6, 2005 @ 5:53 pm
needs help
needs a new name
needs to see
needs your bone marrow
needs a way to assign an item’s UUID to an attribute
needs our help
needs to embrace ‘family values’
needs to get his patootie back here
needs coffee
Comment by the guest — October 6, 2005 @ 5:59 pm
Grampa… sadly, I have no money and from this distance, I don’t think I can help you.
Guest…. ROTFL. Your patootie?!
Comment by the insider — October 6, 2005 @ 6:01 pm
Not just your money, everybody’s money.
Like Danny Devito, Other People’s Money.
Comment by grampa — October 6, 2005 @ 6:07 pm
Ahh.. I see.
So you’re trying to extort the people, hmm?
Comment by the insider — October 6, 2005 @ 6:08 pm
Go with what works for you.
Comment by grampa — October 6, 2005 @ 6:14 pm
I always do.
Comment by the insider — October 6, 2005 @ 11:02 pm
a job (# 1, I kid you not)
a group of at least 6 people
help!!!
this yesterday
to provide the current working draft
a room
love
to teach an acting class
some luck right now
an interface that tells her the different forms in which the files lives and the location of each one of those forms
Comment by Anne — October 7, 2005 @ 2:42 am
OMG! Apparently I need:
Help!!!
Personnel
To get my groove back
A new groove
to stop crying
Someone call in Mulder and Scully, this is too spooky! 😉
Comment by ms. mac — October 7, 2005 @ 5:01 am
too funny.
i am, however, far too frightened to actually find out what i need. i need too many things to start adding to the list.
Comment by grimace — October 7, 2005 @ 5:21 am
Needs a nightie.
Needs watering if you want her to grow.
Needs a vehicle so the entire family can enjoy off-roading.
Needs to lighten up.
Needs to hit the road.
Needs to go to the special school.
Needs to read a range of texts examining [some boring crap].
Needs her kids around her.
Needs U.
Needs to open up a little more.
what? i need what now?!? random. also it sucks to have the first name of a movie star, all you get are sites devoted to those people. lame.
Comment by wendykat — October 7, 2005 @ 8:06 am
Anne.. oh sheesh! lol 🙂 Even the Internet knows.
Ms. Mac… You need a new groove, huh?
Grimace.. c’mon now, it’s fun.
Wendy. ROTFL.
Comment by the insider — October 7, 2005 @ 9:06 am
apparently the internet thinks i’m autistic but that i need to get out and lighten up as well as put some clothes on before growing up…. sigh.
Comment by wendykat — October 7, 2005 @ 10:42 am
The Internet is fun, isn’t it? lol
And I’m sure the man doesn’t think you need a nightie.. 😉 hehe
Comment by the insider — October 7, 2005 @ 1:09 pm
hehehe… no. no he doesn’t.
he made apple crumble for me. well he made it for dessert the other night, then he made another one last night so i’d have it for next week after he’s gone back to the uk. how disgustingly cute is that? he did the same with some soup for me too. ugh. such a freaking keeper!
Comment by wendykat — October 7, 2005 @ 3:47 pm
I don’t think I’m doing this right… can you explain in a way that someone blonde will understand?
Comment by Le Will — October 7, 2005 @ 4:41 pm
Your first name and needs, like “Grampa needs,” then hit search.
Comment by grampa — October 7, 2005 @ 6:14 pm
Wendy… lolol. 😉 Nice. He sounds completely adorable.
And I’m expecting something called a blueberry buckle… doodoodoo. 😉
Le Will.. yes, “le will needs” —just like that.
Comment by the insider — October 7, 2005 @ 7:05 pm