October 31st, 2005to my fabulous cousin
You know you are my favorite person, yes? 🙂 🙂
Thank you doll! I love the sign—and the tea stuff… how did you know I needed the little trays?!
Oh, and thanks for not peppering the box with confetti. Bless you. 🙂
but.. i thought.
fine.
Comment by wendykat — October 31, 2005 @ 10:40 am
You are one of my favorite people too wendy.
lol.. don’t pout. 🙂
Comment by the insider — October 31, 2005 @ 11:50 am
Oh. OK.
Cousin, wendy…
Good.
It was nice while it lasted, I guess, right?
Comment by anne — October 31, 2005 @ 1:08 pm
Oh for the love of god! My cousin sent me presents!
LOL
But of course, you too Anne. Right up there in the top five. 🙂
Comment by the insider — October 31, 2005 @ 1:10 pm
Yeah yeah yeah. We all know that means I’m fifth.
Anyway.
Comment by anne — October 31, 2005 @ 1:17 pm
Well technically, I knew you before wendy, so…. you aren’t fifth. 🙂
Comment by the insider — October 31, 2005 @ 1:19 pm
Ah, we’re reduced to technicalities, now, are we. Hmmm.
I know, I know, I’ll just have to send you tons of presents in the hope to regain my past status and splendor, now…
Comment by anne — October 31, 2005 @ 1:40 pm
so you judge friendships based on how much stuff we give you?
harumph.
Comment by wendykat — October 31, 2005 @ 2:21 pm
Make. it. stop.
No presents, but thank you Anne. 🙂 🙂
And NO wendy, rotfl.
Comment by the insider — October 31, 2005 @ 2:24 pm
it’s your fault for demanding gifts… next i suppose you demand we place you on a pedestal and bow down to in reverence to your beauty.
pshah… pshah i say!
Comment by wendykat — October 31, 2005 @ 2:50 pm
I already do that. She is a Goddess.
Comment by Augustus — October 31, 2005 @ 4:25 pm
Well, wendy, if it works…. 😛 Nah, I’d never knock you off your throne. 🙂
Do you now Augie? Well then. You’re near the top of the list too. 😉
Comment by the insider — October 31, 2005 @ 5:06 pm
so bribery and flattery is your game eh? well you know what they say…
if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
Comment by wendykat — October 31, 2005 @ 6:45 pm
Well it doesn’t hurt.
😛
Comment by the insider — October 31, 2005 @ 6:51 pm
Can I be your slave? All Goddess’ must have a handsome slave of Roman-esque qualities with waxed pectorals and a toga. Its in your Goddess manual. Please choose me…….I will do anything to pleasure you, your highness.
Comment by Augustus — October 31, 2005 @ 7:29 pm
Started drinking already Augustus? lol
So I checked the manual, A Goddess’ Guide to Everything, and while I am allowed to have a slave, I really don’t know what I’d do with one.
But if you can wash and wax my car, I suppose I can give you a job.
The pleasuring position has been filled. Monsieur Grey Goose. lol
Comment by the insider — October 31, 2005 @ 7:33 pm
ooh he could use his waxed pectorals to wax your car… hehheehe.
Comment by wendykat — October 31, 2005 @ 8:02 pm
ROTFL… and when he’s done, I’ll send him up to wax yours too. 😛
Comment by the insider — October 31, 2005 @ 8:07 pm
oh but i don’t have a car. i can pretend to be in a car… and he can just rub up against me all soapy. then i can stiff him on the tip and pretend to peel away in my giant gas guzzling humvee.
Comment by wendykat — October 31, 2005 @ 8:39 pm
I’m drunkardly sober & Zeus told me to tell you, “2 Monsieurs are better than one. And who is this Grey Goose she speaks of?”
Wendykat, I’m happy to pleasure your masochistic ways of emotional neglect. Its happens all too often to us mortals endowed with the power of Zeus below the belt.
(LOL)
Comment by Augustus — October 31, 2005 @ 9:50 pm
Wendy… ohmygod. rotfl.
He’s all yours. I think you two are made for each other, lol.
Comment by the insider — October 31, 2005 @ 10:34 pm
Do y’all have myspace?
Comment by Augustus — October 31, 2005 @ 10:43 pm
myspace.com that is…
Comment by Augustus — October 31, 2005 @ 10:43 pm
I run from myspace. Flee, actually.
Cannot handle the myspace. Or the facebook.
So sorry Augie. Guess you’re gonna stop worshipping us now, hmm? 🙂
Comment by the insider — October 31, 2005 @ 10:49 pm
No, I am loyal to the Goddess’ in my life. Why do you dislike them? Because its annoying or addictive?
Comment by Augustus — October 31, 2005 @ 11:07 pm
Annoying, lol. And I don’t have time for it. 🙂
Comment by the insider — November 1, 2005 @ 9:18 am