October 18th, 2005quotes from my mother
“You need a man. Make sure when you find one, he likes to clean.”
Said in response to my, “Mom, the door locks just fine. I don’t live in NYC and I don’t need six locks.”
Sweet, I know.
my dad told me when i moved into my apartment (with roomates) to get a lock on the inside of my door, so when i slept i would be safe, and so when i left the house my stuff would be safe.
my mom expects me to not leave the house when it’s dark. i live on my own. and she gives me a curfew.
sweet. yeah.
Comment by wendykat — October 18, 2005 @ 4:56 pm
Yeah. Sweet.
Wanna go for a drink and commiserate? lol
Comment by the insider — October 18, 2005 @ 4:59 pm
hmmm… you’re one of the cleanest people I know. Why would your mom say you need to find a man who likes to clean?
Comment by the guest — October 18, 2005 @ 5:07 pm
Apparently she thinks I should be cleaner.
Bear in mind, she’s been cleaning since 9AM. And she’s still cleaning.
THE SAME ROOM.
Comment by the insider — October 18, 2005 @ 5:10 pm
When my mum phones, and I’ve been out, she’s like “so how did you get home?” “Walked/metro/whatever.” “Did somebody walk/metro/whatever with you?” “Err… no. But I’m talking to you right now, surely that means I’m alive and well?”
yeah. Sweet.
Comment by anne — October 18, 2005 @ 5:40 pm
we should all go for a drink… but we need to be escorted. and uhm.. i have to be back before dark.
Comment by wendykat — October 18, 2005 @ 5:48 pm
ROTFL… well now I can at least be home alone ’cause I have two new locks on my doors.
And my windows.
Mother of god.
Comment by the insider — October 18, 2005 @ 5:56 pm
hahaha….
Comment by wendykat — October 18, 2005 @ 7:41 pm