October 30th, 20053:40 AM
Witness the return of the early morning drunken phone calls.
Girls suck.
Hello?
Hi! How are you? Missed you!
Um. What do you want?
You sound tired?
It’s 4 in the MORNING on a SUNDAY.
Right. OK. You know, I should just call you back tomorrow.
Good plan.
I haven’t talked to you in ages. I’ve missed you.
Uh huh. You too.
Wow, you really sound tired.
::growling noise:::
There’s the girl I know and love… OK, I’ll call you back tomorrow.
Good.
I just want to say. Girls suck. A lot. And they play games. And I hate games. And why can’t they be like guys?
Ah I see. What did she do exactly? And which one is this?
We were dating and I thought it was going well and now she just doesn’t want to anymore and I’m moving to Florida. Definitely. In three months.
Oh that’s good.
Yeah, ’cause then I can call you at a normal time for meΓ’β¬βand you.
Good plan.
Night. I LOVE you. Miss you. Talk to you tomorrow.
Love you too Sawyer. Go to sleep.

I want to hear the end of that conversation and how you showed him that guys do in fact play games too, yes? π
Comment by anne — October 30, 2005 @ 11:02 am
Oh yes… I am quite looking forward to talking with him later today, lol. π
Comment by the insider — October 30, 2005 @ 11:08 am
Um…the dog. Very cute.
The phone call…profoundly weird.
Caller ID ever come to mind?
π
Comment by Nightfly — October 30, 2005 @ 11:09 am
ROTFL… Cell phone. I knew who it was. He’s an old high school friend.
“Profoundly weird.” lol π
Comment by the insider — October 30, 2005 @ 11:12 am
The thing is: men want girls to be like they are BUT when they pop with someone like them they refuse get scared. Yes, they do. Where is the deal ?
Ok, and now, I can allow myself to say “Sigh,MEN !”
Comment by Me, Myself and I — October 30, 2005 @ 1:04 pm
You know you love us.
It’s just that we irk the shit out of you sometimes.
I’m going back to bed.
Comment by Grampa — October 30, 2005 @ 3:25 pm
Me.. yes, exactly. π
And yes, you irk the shit out of meΓ’β¬βoften. π
Comment by the insider — October 30, 2005 @ 5:38 pm
Tom Sawyer?
Comment by Augustus — October 30, 2005 @ 6:07 pm
Grampa, yes, we love you. I esp. love you all. That’s right. But it doesnt mean we have to bear you lol
Comment by Me, Myself and I — October 30, 2005 @ 6:08 pm
Yes Augie. Tom Sawyer. He and I are old pals. I’m going to have him look you up when he moves to Flordia. You two would get along just fine. π
Me… ROTFL. So you fancy the Grampa, huh?
Comment by the insider — October 30, 2005 @ 6:09 pm
well, that’s an option dear. I never say no at teh first time LOL
Comment by Me, Myself and I — October 31, 2005 @ 2:50 am
LOL… Sorry, I hear he’s off limits.
Comment by the insider — October 31, 2005 @ 9:08 am
oh lord. *eyes rolling*
Comment by wendykat — October 31, 2005 @ 9:16 am
Shut up. π
Comment by the insider — October 31, 2005 @ 9:21 am
uh huh.
insider and ______ sitting in a tree… kay eye ess ess eye en jee… first comes looove… then comes marriage… then comes ______ pushing a bay-beee carriage!
hehehe *runs off laughing maniacally*
Comment by wendykat — October 31, 2005 @ 9:59 am
Cute. Very cute.
Right back atcha.
Comment by the insider — October 31, 2005 @ 10:07 am