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October 30th, 2005
3:40 AM

Witness the return of the early morning drunken phone calls.

Girls suck.

Hello?

Hi! How are you? Missed you!

Um. What do you want?

You sound tired?

It’s 4 in the MORNING on a SUNDAY.

Right. OK. You know, I should just call you back tomorrow.

Good plan.

I haven’t talked to you in ages. I’ve missed you.

Uh huh. You too.

Wow, you really sound tired.

::growling noise:::

There’s the girl I know and love… OK, I’ll call you back tomorrow.

Good.

I just want to say. Girls suck. A lot. And they play games. And I hate games. And why can’t they be like guys?

Ah I see. What did she do exactly? And which one is this?

We were dating and I thought it was going well and now she just doesn’t want to anymore and I’m moving to Florida. Definitely. In three months.

Oh that’s good.

Yeah, ’cause then I can call you at a normal time for meÒ€”and you.

Good plan.

Night. I LOVE you. Miss you. Talk to you tomorrow.

Love you too Sawyer. Go to sleep.

posted in: randomness — @ 9:31 am

16 Comments

  1. I want to hear the end of that conversation and how you showed him that guys do in fact play games too, yes? πŸ˜‰

    Comment by anne — October 30, 2005 @ 11:02 am

  2. Oh yes… I am quite looking forward to talking with him later today, lol. πŸ™‚

    Comment by the insider — October 30, 2005 @ 11:08 am

  3. Um…the dog. Very cute.

    The phone call…profoundly weird.

    Caller ID ever come to mind?

    πŸ™‚

    Comment by Nightfly — October 30, 2005 @ 11:09 am

  4. ROTFL… Cell phone. I knew who it was. He’s an old high school friend.

    “Profoundly weird.” lol πŸ™‚

    Comment by the insider — October 30, 2005 @ 11:12 am

  5. The thing is: men want girls to be like they are BUT when they pop with someone like them they refuse get scared. Yes, they do. Where is the deal ?

    Ok, and now, I can allow myself to say “Sigh,MEN !”

    Comment by Me, Myself and I — October 30, 2005 @ 1:04 pm

  6. You know you love us.

    It’s just that we irk the shit out of you sometimes.

    I’m going back to bed.

    Comment by Grampa — October 30, 2005 @ 3:25 pm

  7. Me.. yes, exactly. πŸ™‚

    And yes, you irk the shit out of meÒ€”often. πŸ˜›

    Comment by the insider — October 30, 2005 @ 5:38 pm

  8. Tom Sawyer?

    Comment by Augustus — October 30, 2005 @ 6:07 pm

  9. Grampa, yes, we love you. I esp. love you all. That’s right. But it doesnt mean we have to bear you lol

    Comment by Me, Myself and I — October 30, 2005 @ 6:08 pm

  10. Yes Augie. Tom Sawyer. He and I are old pals. I’m going to have him look you up when he moves to Flordia. You two would get along just fine. πŸ˜›

    Me… ROTFL. So you fancy the Grampa, huh?

    Comment by the insider — October 30, 2005 @ 6:09 pm

  11. well, that’s an option dear. I never say no at teh first time LOL

    Comment by Me, Myself and I — October 31, 2005 @ 2:50 am

  12. LOL… Sorry, I hear he’s off limits.

    Comment by the insider — October 31, 2005 @ 9:08 am

  13. oh lord. *eyes rolling*

    Comment by wendykat — October 31, 2005 @ 9:16 am

  14. Shut up. πŸ˜›

    Comment by the insider — October 31, 2005 @ 9:21 am

  15. uh huh.

    insider and ______ sitting in a tree… kay eye ess ess eye en jee… first comes looove… then comes marriage… then comes ______ pushing a bay-beee carriage!

    hehehe *runs off laughing maniacally*

    Comment by wendykat — October 31, 2005 @ 9:59 am

  16. Cute. Very cute.

    Right back atcha.

    Comment by the insider — October 31, 2005 @ 10:07 am

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