September 7th, 2005loooong day at work…
Hi. How y’all doin’? I just got home from work about an hour ago. Sigh. I was going to blog then, but I had a highly entertaining phone call that occupied my attention. 🙂
Hmmm… we drank at lunch today. That made us a little.. flirty. Yep. IM was not my friend today. There should a be a blocker button that doesn’t allow me to IM people after I’ve been drinking…. lol. Or email.
OH, much more importantly, new songs at iTunes. Yay! Ben Taylor has a new CD out.. love him to bits and pieces.
No game plan has, as of yet, been established re: the getting laid. But there is definitely one in the works. It needs a name, like Operation Fuzzy Slippers.. unless someone has something better..? One of you is far better at coming up with names… you know who you are. Come up with something fabulous, ‘k? 😉
Far too sleepy to write anymore.
Operation Gooey fornication
or
Operation orgasmo
or
Operation Forbidden Fruit
or
Operation Dildo Boycott
Comment by Augustus-Reed — September 7, 2005 @ 2:50 am
I was assuming your a lady.
Comment by Augustus-Reed — September 7, 2005 @ 2:51 am
Three pounds high explosives. Check. 100 Feet of nylon cord. Check. Grappling hook. Check. Sniper rifle. Check. Ammo. Check. Organ grinder. Check. A llama with a yeast infection. Check. The tempestuous spirit of Heny Kissinger trapped in an old Kamchatka Vodka bottle. Check.
We’re a go for Operation Kneading Nookie.
My hands are just itching already. But that could be the llama.
Comment by Grampa — September 7, 2005 @ 3:00 am
Yes, emailing/MSN while drunk is a very easy way to let your emotions and imagiantion run. Virtual desire ? why not, at least,you can switch off when you dont feel satisfied.
Comment by me, myself and I — September 7, 2005 @ 3:37 am
Grampa, if you manage to make her fix this, you’ll be a hero for all of us. 😉
Plus, Operation Kneading Nookie is a fab code name.
The only thing I could come up with is Operation Petticoat, because it’s well known that everybody would like to be Cary Grant.
Comment by Anne — September 7, 2005 @ 7:25 am
Sheesh Augustus.. lololol. Oh god.
A llama with a yeast infection..? Holy shit. Good name though. 🙂 Knew I could count on you.. (Caps lock was insidious. You’re lucky I just couldn’t stand it.) 🙂
Anne.. love Cary Grant. We’ll say Operation Petticoat is name number two. 🙂
Comment by the insider — September 7, 2005 @ 7:43 am
Augustus needs to take better care of his llama.
Comment by The Guest — September 7, 2005 @ 10:12 am
Um… see, now what are you saying about Gramps and Augustus.. ?
Comment by the insider — September 7, 2005 @ 10:15 am
OH, and I vote for Operation Broken Bedframe
Comment by The Guest — September 7, 2005 @ 10:16 am
Hmm… LOL. OK. We’ll keep that on the short list.
Comment by the insider — September 7, 2005 @ 10:17 am
Operation Can’t Walk Normal
Comment by Augustus-Reed — September 7, 2005 @ 1:03 pm
Cum to Florida. I’ll fuck ya if ya need it that bad!
Comment by Augustus-Reed — September 7, 2005 @ 1:36 pm
Yes, perhaps you should travel. Whatever it takes, that’s my motto.
Comment by grampa — September 7, 2005 @ 4:14 pm
Um, thanks Augustus. That’s so sweet… lmao. If I traveled, I think I would head due southwest… for several thousand miles. Not straight south.
Comment by the insider — September 7, 2005 @ 4:18 pm
Operation head south.
Comment by Ghetto Gurrl — September 7, 2005 @ 10:23 pm
That’s cute. 🙂
Comment by the insider — September 7, 2005 @ 10:28 pm
Operation “nice shoes”!
That’s the one for sure! The history behind this is back when I was in uni. myself and a friend had this game of sorts where we would go up to hot guys (in bars, on the street, where ever…)and tell them they had “nice shoes” – it was sort of a dare. The entire phrase was meant to be “nice shoes, wanna f**k?”, but you would leave out the last part. Apparently she got this from somewhere – a movie or something probably – the dare part was whether or not some guy would know what you were talking about.
hmm…
I’m not explaining it very well, but it gave us a kick at the time. …all those nice shoes, so little time! 😉
Comment by Kerry — September 7, 2005 @ 10:28 pm
That’s hysterical Kerry. And that goes on the short list too. 🙂
You explained it just fine.. 😉
Comment by the insider — September 7, 2005 @ 10:35 pm
That was around back when I was in college. So its been awhile. I like pick up lines that get right to the point.
I also have a shoe fetish, so I really liked that line. Still do, in fact.
Comment by Grampa — September 7, 2005 @ 11:16 pm
Heels and hose. 😉
Comment by the insider — September 7, 2005 @ 11:22 pm
Talking about sex with strangers is so cool…..I don’t know why….its esoterically taboo in society yet perfectly normal in cybersociety…..cyberspace is like a parallel universe…..
Enough philosophy…
Comment by Augustus-Reed — September 8, 2005 @ 3:54 am
Cybersociety is far more entertaining in that regard. 🙂
What’s your other blog Augie? 😛
Comment by the insider — September 8, 2005 @ 10:10 am