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September 27th, 2005
living in niagra falls

Do you know what sucks? When I can’t sleep and all of you people can.

It’s pouring rain, and outside my bedroom window there is a drainpipe. It makes the most raucous noise and aside from the fact that I had vodka for dinner and am now wired from that, I can’t even attempt to sleep because it’s so darn loud.

It sounds like I live in a waterfall.

I used to want to live in a mushroom (I wanted to be a Smurf), but never a damn waterfall. Mushrooms are quiet. And you’d never go hungry. Snack before bed? Sure, just peel off some wallpaper. Got the munchies while watching TV? No problem, you aren’t using that couch cushion anyway.

I said I was awake, not lucid. πŸ˜›

posted in: crapola — @ 1:07 am

20 Comments

  1. Are you sure they lived in mushrooms?

    Comment by grampa — September 27, 2005 @ 2:09 am

  2. dont worry sweetie, we know you arent lucid at all coz, otherwise, we would read your blog.

    About the mushrooms OMG… no way, go to sleep dear πŸ˜›

    Comment by me, myself and I — September 27, 2005 @ 2:22 am

  3. Shrooms….hehehehe…

    Comment by Augustus-Reed — September 27, 2005 @ 2:48 am

  4. Yup, same reaction as Augustus, there. Seems quite normal you’re not lucid.

    Comment by Anne — September 27, 2005 @ 3:31 am

  5. Imagine being a smurf! hehe!

    Comment by ms. mac — September 27, 2005 @ 3:40 am

  6. Well, good morning smurfette :P, I hope the drainpipe didn’t keep you awake all night… it’s not very smurf like behavior to go around drinking Vodka now is it? Although, truth be told, I’ve heard many a rumour about Smurfette’s supposed modesty. You do have to wonder about all those guys and just one gal… Ok, I’m digressing.

    I hope you got a peaceful night’s sleep… eventually :).

    Comment by Graham — September 27, 2005 @ 3:55 am

  7. Grampa.. yep. I used to think it was trees, but that’s the Bernstein Bears. (I want to do that too.)

    Me. Cute, very, very cute. lol

    Augie.. πŸ˜›

    Nice Anne. πŸ˜›

    Ms. Mac: Wouldn’t it be fun though? C’mon, you know it would.

    Morning Graham. Smurfettes can drink whatever they like and they are very modest. Imagine, an indecent Smurfette. lol

    Comment by the insider — September 27, 2005 @ 7:39 am

  8. truth hurts lol πŸ˜›

    Comment by me, myself and I — September 27, 2005 @ 7:45 am

  9. rotfl. πŸ˜›

    Comment by the insider — September 27, 2005 @ 7:48 am

  10. rough day today. thanks for making me smile, and of course it’s the season of mushrooms so perhaps i’ll crawl inside a big cep! thanks for stopping by mine too.

    Comment by ruth — September 27, 2005 @ 8:15 am

  11. I wonder if you can make alcoholic bevvy’s out of mushrooms?

    Comment by Kerry — September 27, 2005 @ 9:09 am

  12. RuthÒ€”Your posts always make me smile. πŸ™‚

    Kerry: Oh I’m sure some enterprising college guy invented alcohol out of mushrooms, lol. I just don’t think it caught on. πŸ™‚

    Comment by the insider — September 27, 2005 @ 9:36 am

  13. okay for one, there was only 1 smurfette, and for two i am disapointed that gargamel wasnt brought up in this entire conversation

    Comment by andy — September 27, 2005 @ 10:23 am

  14. Gargamel? Distant relation andy? πŸ˜‰ hehe

    And so there was only one smurfette.. and your point is…?

    Comment by the insider — September 27, 2005 @ 10:27 am

  15. you were saying smurfettes

    Comment by andy — September 27, 2005 @ 10:34 am

  16. There can be more now. That was a long time ago.

    Comment by the insider — September 27, 2005 @ 10:44 am

  17. okay insider……here’s another wierd thing in common….always loved the smurfs, in fact i had smurfette glasses at age 5…yes don’t laugh….and, even funnier…..i still have my smurfs sleeping bag. lol

    Comment by the single gal — September 27, 2005 @ 10:47 am

  18. LOL. Hysterical. πŸ™‚

    Comment by the insider — September 27, 2005 @ 10:51 am

  19. Two words: ear plugs. i got addicted in college and now I can’t sleep without them. they do block out noise well.

    Comment by Moxie — September 27, 2005 @ 12:05 pm

  20. See, but if I had earplugs Moxie I won’t be able to hear when someone breaks into the house.

    Yes, I am paranoid.

    Comment by the insider — September 27, 2005 @ 12:08 pm

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