September 5th, 2005everyone needs to get laid
Yes. Everyone. You and you and you too. I am hearing it from all the people I know lately. They all are feeling.. needy. One wants a tongue ring, one wants an Indonesian princess (kinda), one wants a bad boy, one wants one far away and one wants Clooney. (Yes, I am in that list too—deal.)
So we need a plan here people. It’s crunch time.
What are we gonna do?
How about a prince albert? Nobody said they wanted one of those?
Comment by Ghetto Gurrl — September 5, 2005 @ 10:17 pm
Um… should I know what you mean? rotfl
Comment by the insider — September 5, 2005 @ 10:21 pm
Google.
Ew. Ow. Gag.
Comment by the insider — September 5, 2005 @ 10:28 pm
i for one will keep dreaming of what i want early in the morning, those strange dreams that linger.
& i will try to not remember for the remainder of the day.
Comment by jenn see — September 5, 2005 @ 11:45 pm
ps anyone who proclaims that a prince albert is appealing should be shot, because it isn’t, & never has been. trust me on this one.
Comment by jenn see — September 5, 2005 @ 11:46 pm
Those are the best.. 🙂 But remembering during the day is so lovely….
And the PA thing.. shudder. I know.
Comment by the insider — September 5, 2005 @ 11:49 pm
Remembering during the day is, in fact, lovely.
Comment by Grampa — September 6, 2005 @ 1:15 am
I need a Clooney…… Maybe even a Clooney with a Prince Albert!
Comment by ms. mac — September 6, 2005 @ 2:40 am
Yeah, go on, plan. 😉
Comment by Anne — September 6, 2005 @ 3:39 am
I am in the list too, but I’ll go for something more plane…a neighbour, the baker shop assitant, my gyn… I am not gonna point out too high or i will keep dreaming.
Comment by me, myself and I — September 6, 2005 @ 5:43 am
Yes it is.
Ms. Mac… my goodness! Wild woman.. 😉
Anne—I will, thank you very much. 😛
Me..ooo, the baker. Hot, very hot. 🙂
Comment by the insider — September 6, 2005 @ 7:35 am
i want one that’s over 3 thousand miles away, but in 3 weeks on friday i’ll see him. sigh.
Comment by wendykat — September 6, 2005 @ 8:28 am
Aww.. that’s nice. 🙂 Rub it in. 😛 😛
Comment by the insider — September 6, 2005 @ 8:57 am
I dont know if anyone has seen the movie “PCU” but the title of this blog entry makes me think of that movie because the name of the band in the movie is “Everyone gets laid”….:) just thought I would share
Comment by andy — September 6, 2005 @ 9:35 am
You absolutely are the movie champ Andy. I had to look that one up. 😛
Comment by the insider — September 6, 2005 @ 9:41 am
LOL! yes, hot hot. Cold bread doesnt worth a shit xD
Comment by me, myself and I — September 6, 2005 @ 1:10 pm
ROTFL. 🙂 Excellent point.
Comment by the insider — September 6, 2005 @ 1:16 pm
I don’t know what I want, but I’m pretty sure it doesn’t exist.
Comment by HarleyWriter — September 6, 2005 @ 4:39 pm
I’m sure it does.. it’ll surpise you. 🙂
Comment by the insider — September 6, 2005 @ 4:45 pm
Harley, as long as you are looking for something, you will never find it. JUst relax, lay back, don’t force the situation and, blamo, the shit just smacks you in the face.
Or so I’ve been told.
Comment by Grampa — September 6, 2005 @ 5:07 pm
Exactly. 🙂
Comment by the insider — September 6, 2005 @ 5:12 pm
No, I agree with Harley, and not only because I lack a personality…
Comment by Anne — September 6, 2005 @ 5:23 pm
😛 You lack personality? What? Non mon amie.
Comment by the insider — September 6, 2005 @ 5:27 pm
Well, it depends. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don’t…
Comment by Anne — September 6, 2005 @ 5:41 pm
No, no.. you don’t. 🙂 You always have a lovely personality. 🙂
Comment by the insider — September 6, 2005 @ 6:20 pm
It’s true. Everyone. Even us old brittle-boned mutherfuckers.
Comment by Grampa — September 6, 2005 @ 9:21 pm
I’d think the old folks need it more than the rest of us… well, sooner than the rest of us. Y’know, ’cause you’re going to die soon and all… 😛
Comment by the insider — September 6, 2005 @ 9:26 pm
Yeah. While everything still works, too. You whippersnappers.
Comment by Grampa — September 6, 2005 @ 10:13 pm
Somehow I’m sure everything still works.
Comment by the insider — September 6, 2005 @ 10:20 pm
ew.
Comment by wendykat — September 7, 2005 @ 7:35 am
rotfl. What..? 😉
Comment by the insider — September 7, 2005 @ 7:44 am
Geez just mentioning everyone getting laid and you have more responses than I have ever seen…
Comment by andy — September 7, 2005 @ 9:21 am
Apparently everyone just really does need to get laid. LOL. I just opened an avenue of discourse.. 😉
Comment by the insider — September 7, 2005 @ 9:27 am
did you just say intercourse?
Comment by wendykat — September 7, 2005 @ 1:31 pm
Um.. discourse. 🙂 hehe
Comment by the insider — September 7, 2005 @ 4:27 pm