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Sunday, August 7th, 2005
I have monarch butterflies at my house. They all started as green and white caterpillars. You see, I have milkweed in my gardens and the monarch caterpillars love it.
I was walking in front of my house when I noticed a green cocoon hanging on one of my windows. I ...
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Friday, July 15th, 2005
OK, so I'm sitting here eating a jar of olives (you know, the Mediterranean kind) thinking about the rest of my weekend up north.
First of all, I should mention that it was great to get away. With the divorce going on I just needed a break from being in ...
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Wednesday, July 13th, 2005
This weekend a friend of mine invited me to his cabin up in Northern Minnesota. I didn't really know what to expect however the sound of getting away for the weekend was too good to pass up regardless of what was in store.
So last Friday I got home from work ...
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Wednesday, July 6th, 2005
What's the difference between the worst of days and the best of days?
My morning started off with an argument with my wife. We're getting divorced so this isn't anything new on the scene. I'll spare you the details but in short she's pissed at me and yes it is my ...
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Wednesday, June 29th, 2005
The insider tells me I'm metro.
Rather jumping straight into denial I decided to do some personal reflection. First up in my toolbox is urbandictionary.com.
Urbandictionary.com has no less than 125 definitions for "Metrosexual." Here's the definition with the highest approval rating:
1. metrosexual
A straight man who embraces the homosexual ...
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Sunday, June 26th, 2005
As a professional pet sitter, my wife belongs to an association of pet sitters who serve our community. To help promote their businesses one of their members decided they should set up a booth at the annual Minneapolis Gay Pride Festival.
As a result I’ve been driving my wife ...
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Sunday, June 26th, 2005
I was driving through the city today and noticed that there was a panhandler on nearly every major intersection. They all had various creative cardboard signs. Everything from “Will work for food” to “I need a beer – God bless.”
I decided to investigate. I wanted to talk ...
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Saturday, June 25th, 2005
the guest thinks they're out to get him.... lol
Where did my Left Socks Go?
This morning as I was getting dressed I noticed a lonely sock sitting all by itself. A right sock. Unfortunately, this is not a new sight to me.
Over the years I’ve noticed that I have ...
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Saturday, June 25th, 2005
...because of these emails he sends that make me laugh out loud and shake my head. :)
Kodak Moment
You ever have one of those amazing pictures sitting right before you in real life? Just tonight I had just that happen to me. I'm standing outside and a beautiful deer ...
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Saturday, June 25th, 2005
Meet Calvin, the adorable-as-all-holy-hell mouser
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