{"id":2114,"date":"2012-07-07T23:41:30","date_gmt":"2012-07-08T03:41:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theinsideofmylife.com\/?p=2114"},"modified":"2012-07-10T16:44:14","modified_gmt":"2012-07-10T20:44:14","slug":"its-because-hes-so-damn-tall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theinsideofmylife.com\/2012\/07\/its-because-hes-so-damn-tall\/","title":{"rendered":"it&#8217;s because he&#8217;s so damn tall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The squirrel monkey climbed out of his crib at 3AM (crying the whole time, naturally) and slept between us in bed. Sigh. He&#8217;s obviously been lulling us into feeling secure about his sleep habits, as he&#8217;s slept, by himself, from 7 to (roughly) 7 since he was six months old. This nonsense is bananas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The squirrel monkey climbed out of his crib at 3AM (crying the whole time, naturally) and slept between us in bed. Sigh. He&#8217;s obviously been lulling us into feeling secure about his sleep habits, as he&#8217;s slept, by himself, from 7 to (roughly) 7 since he was six months old. This nonsense is bananas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theinsideofmylife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2114"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theinsideofmylife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theinsideofmylife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theinsideofmylife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theinsideofmylife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2114"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theinsideofmylife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2114\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2115,"href":"https:\/\/theinsideofmylife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2114\/revisions\/2115"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theinsideofmylife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theinsideofmylife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theinsideofmylife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}