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By: the insider

the insider — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 19:19:33 +0000

Ah I see. Well that’s fine then.

Editing? What editing? I don’t do that. 😛

(But feel free to bow.)

By: Grampa

Grampa — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 19:15:52 +0000

Tanelorn is lost because it is a creation of the fantastic fantasy writer Michael Moorcock (fantastic name, eh?), author of the most tragic of all the fantasy works, the Elric Saga.

Thanks for editing my post. I humbly bow to your infinite editrix wisdom.

By: the insider

the insider — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 19:10:12 +0000

See, the brilliant innerworkings of your mind would get me every time… but then you go and insult me and I think, “Damn wrinkly old bastard.”

And there’s a reason Tanelorn is lost. Probably because the ruler was a jackass and insulted the God Empress. 😛

By: Grampa

Grampa — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 18:54:18 +0000

See, I knew that you would try that semantic mumbo jumbo about this being a part of that, blah blah blah.

You see, Madagascar, while an island in the Indian ocean and home to many species of lemurs, organ grinder monkeys, ancestor worshipping natives and prehistoric fish of it’s coast (the coelacanth), Madagascar is also something more. It is a feeling, a spritual longing, another plane of existence which transcends mortality and the temporal boundaries of this world.

Like Tanelorn, legendary city of heroes.

I’m sure all of this is lost on someone who can’t fend off ravenous Swedes, however.

By: the insider

the insider — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 18:48:03 +0000

No it’s not. Madagascar’s on Earth… 😛 So that means I’m the ruler of you.

Hmm… interesting. Power.

😛

By: Grampa

Grampa — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 18:31:34 +0000

Whatever little lies you need to tell yourself to get through the day is fine with me.

Besides, I’m already Lord Protector of Madagascar and that is, by far, more important than the cesspool known as Earth.

By: the insider

the insider — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 16:22:29 +0000

I can help you with the ace bandages, but my title as God Empress of the Earth will not be given up.

Sorry. I overrule you. 🙂

By: grampa

grampa — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 16:12:34 +0000

My friend Tommy writes:

“well well well…usually i simply can’t stand much less actually respond to
the endless stream of drivel that you mercilessly inflict upon me, but
DESPAIR INC. is FUCKING BRILLIANT!!! it’s been a while since i sat at my
machine and literally laughed out loud for so prolonged a period. didn’t
take long at all to rack up a couple hundred dollars in my theoretical
shopping cart.

i’m such a fucking loser.

oh, and thanks for the friendly reminder.

fuck you”

For Christmas I’d like some velcro ace bandages and to be God Emperor of the Earth.

By: the insider

the insider — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 15:20:04 +0000

So.. Limburger and perhaps some Brie de Mieux?

By: HarleyWriter

HarleyWriter — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 15:10:00 +0000

I want an assortment of international cheeses.