Comments on: bits and pieces from my day https://theinsideofmylife.com/2005/10/bits-and-pieces-from-my-day/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=bits-and-pieces-from-my-day Thu, 19 Feb 2009 06:00:12 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 By: The Sister https://theinsideofmylife.com/2005/10/bits-and-pieces-from-my-day/#comment-163786 Thu, 19 Feb 2009 06:00:12 +0000 http://theinsideofmylife.com/?p=192#comment-163786 More spam!!

]]> By: The Sister https://theinsideofmylife.com/2005/10/bits-and-pieces-from-my-day/#comment-163785 Thu, 19 Feb 2009 05:59:43 +0000 http://theinsideofmylife.com/?p=192#comment-163785 What the hell is this?! More spam?

]]> By: Tywordwoseday https://theinsideofmylife.com/2005/10/bits-and-pieces-from-my-day/#comment-147484 Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:20:18 +0000 http://theinsideofmylife.com/?p=192#comment-147484 There was this guy see.
He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,

“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”

Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,

“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”

“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”

A few moments later…

“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”

O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”

A few moments later…

“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”

“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”

A few moments later…

“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”

]]> By: the insider https://theinsideofmylife.com/2005/10/bits-and-pieces-from-my-day/#comment-1937 Sat, 22 Oct 2005 22:15:46 +0000 http://theinsideofmylife.com/?p=192#comment-1937 Ah I see. LOL. Big gun envy, hmm?

You must be the son he never had. 😛

]]> By: ed https://theinsideofmylife.com/2005/10/bits-and-pieces-from-my-day/#comment-1936 Sat, 22 Oct 2005 20:54:52 +0000 http://theinsideofmylife.com/?p=192#comment-1936 Ah , but I’m English, and have big gun envy. Go Freud.

]]> By: the insider https://theinsideofmylife.com/2005/10/bits-and-pieces-from-my-day/#comment-1935 Sat, 22 Oct 2005 18:36:38 +0000 http://theinsideofmylife.com/?p=192#comment-1935 Ed: 😛 Oy. Are you my dad? Did he find my blog?!

LOL… he’s not English, he’s Texan.

]]> By: ed https://theinsideofmylife.com/2005/10/bits-and-pieces-from-my-day/#comment-1925 Fri, 21 Oct 2005 13:42:59 +0000 http://theinsideofmylife.com/?p=192#comment-1925 Wait.. Your Dad wants to go on a GUN TRAINING CAMP in Nevada, and finds insightful ways to justify keeping a knife and not a hammer next to the bed? The man’s a living legend!

Of course it’s quite possible these thoughts are borne from a woefully un-weaponed English public school education and a diet of Arnie films; but nonetheless I think there must be something universally appealing about (let’s say it again) a GUN TRAINING CAMP (awesome!). in the same way we all like big noise, light, and displays of power from fireworks, isn’t there a part of all of us that wants to let rip with some hardcore weaponry?

]]> By: the insider https://theinsideofmylife.com/2005/10/bits-and-pieces-from-my-day/#comment-1920 Fri, 21 Oct 2005 02:20:07 +0000 http://theinsideofmylife.com/?p=192#comment-1920 I know he is… he told me all about it today. 😛

Phooey.

]]> By: the coworker https://theinsideofmylife.com/2005/10/bits-and-pieces-from-my-day/#comment-1919 Fri, 21 Oct 2005 02:13:14 +0000 http://theinsideofmylife.com/?p=192#comment-1919 I am sooo proud of you for taking them there! Too bad I’m away this week or your father and I would so get along. All the food, the hot peppers… heaven. Miss you insider and will see you soon! BTW, without you freaking out too much, he’s sending me away again. California Nov. 14 – 16. Sorry, love you. 🙂 Of course, this is in addition to NYC Nov. 1 – 3.

]]> By: the insider https://theinsideofmylife.com/2005/10/bits-and-pieces-from-my-day/#comment-1918 Thu, 20 Oct 2005 22:56:34 +0000 http://theinsideofmylife.com/?p=192#comment-1918 Of course you do Anne. 🙂

Wendy.. pardon me, yes, it should. Like “le sigh.” 😉

Le Will… rotfl. You have no idea.

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