Archive for the ‘hilarity’ Category

oh the humidity

Saturday, September 6th, 2008

I've decided... once the Chop and I get engaged, we're eloping. Weddings are way too much work! A good friend of his got married today in VT, and while the wedding was beautiful and it was lots of fun, we were so glad to get back to the hotel and shower. ...

jerry seinfeld helps bill gates

Friday, September 5th, 2008

Alright, so Microsoft isn't growing at the rate they'd prefer (get rid of IE, there's an idea), so they have new ads now.. with Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld. This is the first one, and it's kinda hilarious. I'm still not going to by a PC from Microsoft, but at least ...

fine, whatever you say

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

I called my mom today (I called her yesterday, too, but she didn't answer) and after finally reaching her at work, I said, "are you avoiding me?" in a joking way. Her response? Yes. Yes, she is avoiding me. WTF? She apparently doesn't like it when I blog about her. There is not enough ...

vgt’s omnivore’s hundred — my version

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

Alright, I found this via the Very Good Taste blog and it's really entertaining. He put together a list of 100 food items every omnivore should try, and it's a little scary how many creepy things I've tried—61/100 on this list. Instructions 2) Bold all the items you’ve eaten. 3) Cross out any ...

life lesson #1243

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

When blogging about your parents, be sure to add a note in there telling your sister (if a sibling reads your blog) to NOT CALL YOUR MOTHER LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY. And in particular, to not tell said mother—when she asks where you heard about it—that you READ IT. Seriously, my mother is so ...

tropic thunder

Monday, August 25th, 2008

Tropic Thunder: So patently offensive, it'll make you laugh out loud and choke on your Icee. Seriously, so bad, yet so good.

ah mom, where’s the love?

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

Update: And now she's hung up on me. She called to see how I was doing, I said better, blah blah, and then I said, see, I told you I didn't have an STD. Yeah, it went downhill from there, with her saying she didn't imply anything about either of ...

on olympics and family vacations

Saturday, August 16th, 2008

Chop gave me grief today for not blogging for awhile, and the truth is, it's been a long couple of weeks. My best friend from high school and her husband stayed with us for a couple of days, then the morning they left, his parents flew in and stayed with us ...

i just want to know what it is! and other life lessons learned at lush.

Monday, July 28th, 2008

Have you ever gone inside a Lush store? The first thing that assaults you is the smell (I seriously cannot imagine how people manage to work there); the second thing is the salespeople. Lush employees are the pushiest, most annoying people in any store I've ever been in—and I've been ...

dr. horrible’s sing along blog

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

Oh my god, Neil Patrick Harris, Nathan Fillion.. Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. GO WATCH NOW. It comes down July 20th. You will laugh sooo hard.