tenth floor apartment w/ attached garage
October 24th, 2007 | by the insider |So there is a new building being built in NYC.
Residential units, with an en-suite car garage. In other words, you live on the 10th floor, no problem for parking, your car lives there too.
Just drive into the elevator and up you go, depositing you and your car to your very own garage.
Go here, then click on En-Suite Sky Garage in the navigation.
I can tell I’ve been watching too many cop shows, because the first thing I thought of? Wow, it’ll be so much more convenient when you kill your spouse/gay lover/son at home. Simply open the door to your garage (like the suburban killers do), deposit the body in the trunk, take the elevator down (no suspicious activity here!) and drive away.
No doormen to see you lugging that giant suitcase out the door, no nosy neighbor wondering about the stain in the building’s elevator.. the perfect solution!
I’m deranged, I know. Also, I want to live there. :D

2 Responses to “tenth floor apartment w/ attached garage”
By Me, Myself and I on Oct 25, 2007 | Reply
you kidding!!!!!!!! O.O OMG, that’s fabulous! I wish I could live in such place. No complications to get cold when getting the car in the parking, whatever! this is luxury, my friend.
By wendykat on Oct 25, 2007 | Reply
it would be so much easier to burgle places too.