marriage pluses please
July 19th, 2007 | by the insider |My being sick, as it turns out, has brought to light the fact that I (apparently) never really got better from last year.
Why? Because they ran a liver panel yesterday and surprise, surprise, my numbers are up again. Whee! Aside from the itching and a general drowsiness, I haven’t really noticed anything really amiss, so while it’s not a huge surprise, it definitely wasn’t something I was expecting.
On a fun note, Ben and Jerry’s is putting out a limited edition Beer and Donuts flavored ice cream for the Simpsons premiere in Vermont. Is it just me, or does that sound just a little bit tasty?
Also, the countdown to my-best-friend-since-childhood’s wedding is rapidly nearing the single digits, and I’m stuck. I have the perfect gift (a welcome-to-sex-virgin-girl! kit that I put together, involving lubes and vibes and books, etc.), but I want to write a little list of some kind. As in, The Top 10 Reasons Being Married is Awesome, or something along those lines.
So, to all of you people who are married (and preferably happy :P), list some reasons in the comments. I have a couple, but they are mainly along the lines of “Because you can have sex and not get in trouble with your religious parents” and “Because your problems are now his problems.” Hehe.
4 Responses to “marriage pluses please”
By wendykat on Jul 19, 2007 | Reply
…because you can get upgrades in hotels by saying you just got married.
…because you get to wear a floofy dress whenever the hell you want and he can’t look at you weird because hey, HE married you!
…because you get a best friend to talk to just before you fall asleep who is there when you wake up and who loves you even with pillow face and bed head.
…because you get matching metal shackles, and when you both forget to wear them after a shower, you can pretend you’re shagging a single man again.
By Me, Myself and I on Jul 20, 2007 | Reply
hahahahaha yes, you can have sex anytime and let your parents still believe that you only kiss him in his lips and avoid nasty games lol
By the way, you will be the most loved friend by giving her out that perfect gift! she’ll remember you the rest of her days ;-)
By the insider on Jul 20, 2007 | Reply
Wen… aww. Um, you wear your wedding dress randomly? LOLOLOL.
Me.. hehe. Let’s hope so! :)
By wendykat on Jul 21, 2007 | Reply
no, but i’m tempted to. but unfortunately i need like 3 girls to help stuff me into it.