monopoly is from the devil

March 28th, 2007 | by the insider |

I know, I know, I haven’t written in ages.. I do apologize.

See, that place with the Scrabble? Has Monopoly too. And Sorry. And Battleship.

In other words, I’ve been a tad preoccupied… and we’re moving in a week, I’ve gotten quite a bit of contract work lately and I spent most of the weekend drinking with friends, lol.

But, I came across this little gem this morning… and it’s hysterical and so EXACTLY how it is that I had to share.

  1. 7 Responses to “monopoly is from the devil”

  2. By Ghetto Gurrrl on Mar 28, 2007 | Reply

    Sweet Lord!!! Alleluiah! and can I get an AMEN SISTAH!!!!
    Does it even remotely surprise you that I could place a name next to each and EVERY single one of those gripes!!! I LOVE YOU ANGRY BARISTA PERSON!!!

  3. By grampa on Mar 28, 2007 | Reply

    (1) I tried to respond to your comment, but my emails to you keep getting bounced saying that the receipient doesn’t like my IP address. So here:

    Screw you, hippie. You were supposed to send me books, like, a year
    ago.

    No booky, no bloggie.

    heh.

    (2) I thought you quit drinking.

    (3) Does that place have Risk?

  4. By the insider on Mar 28, 2007 | Reply

    GG.. yup yup yup.

    Grampa… LOL.
    1) Just respond on your blog you goob! You haven’t emailed me in ages. So what books do you want jerkass?

    2) Um… mostly.

    3) No… but it’s still fun. http://games.atari.com/playgames/home.jsp

  5. By grampa on Mar 28, 2007 | Reply

    So, what, does that mean that you changed your email addy? I don’t even remember what books you said that you were going to send. Something about the rising pretention in american literature and something about kids dying.

    Fuck, I don’t know.

    Obstensibly you had “a box that I’m waiting to be full…”

    Cracker.

  6. By the insider on Mar 28, 2007 | Reply

    No, it’s the same. I think I wrapped that box, LOL. I’ll work on it, I swear. Jerk.

  7. By The Sister on Mar 28, 2007 | Reply

    I would hire that barista in a heartbeat!!! That is the best freaking thing I have read in a long time! I wish more people were honest like that cause I know that i feel that way about other things at least five times a week!

  8. By grampa on Mar 28, 2007 | Reply

    I don’t know about hiring her, but I’d sleep with her in a heartbeat.

    Grudgefucks for everyone!

    Yippee!

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