fun things to say to your boss

December 15th, 2006 | by the insider |

“You’re driving me insane and I will NEVER give you a URL of a site I’m working on again. Seriously.”

“No, I’m not kidding, a two-drink maximum? How is that a party?”

“If you don’t quit poking around on the site, I’m going to block your IP address permanently.”

“Would it help if I talked slower?”

“Have you seen the new Mac commercial? The one where PC gives Mac a GUI C++ Book? I’m NOT PC. I don’t do heavy-duty programming. Think of me as a Mac, but wearing the suit of PC and dating PC’s cousin, Web Developer Dude.”

Ah, the joys of morning meetings.

Did I mention that working for my boss is like working for a slightly slow puppy dog?

  1. 9 Responses to “fun things to say to your boss”

  2. By wendykat on Dec 15, 2006 | Reply

    awww i wuvs puppy dogs. does he drool and fall asleep after bouncing around for 5 minutes?

  3. By the insider on Dec 15, 2006 | Reply

    Basically, yeah.

  4. By grampa on Dec 15, 2006 | Reply

    Having known you,and talked with you, at great length, I have to say “Yes” it would help if you talked slower.

  5. By Me, Myself and I on Dec 15, 2006 | Reply

    hahaha did u end up going 2 the party? (the post before this one, sorry, I was late ). 2 drinks maximum is such a bad joke… just 1 vodka? no thanks.
    I do spend the same time on the road everyday and I have, some days, left partying at 4 am and be at 8 am in the office lol try to do it while you are young… I am sure I am making myself older with this kind of life! xD ( no comments about my liver )

    Oh and you boss…just dress with with a collar.

  6. By the insider on Dec 16, 2006 | Reply

    Grampa.. whatever. :P

    Me… nope, I didn’t. And yes, bad, bad joke, lol.

  7. By wendykat on Dec 16, 2006 | Reply

    i had to delete a comment from you because you made reference to May… she doesn’t know about May yet.

    ;)

  8. By Andy on Dec 19, 2006 | Reply

    Macs suck!

  9. By the insider on Dec 20, 2006 | Reply

    Wen.. whoops!

    Andy.. shut. up.

  10. By Jen on Dec 21, 2006 | Reply

    I one day asked my boss if there was something wrong with wanting a VERY stiff drink at 12 o’clock in the afternoon. (there was a dog in the office that barked. all. day.) He said no…And there’s no ‘drink limit’ at OUR company christmas party…teehee. (the ‘company’ consisting of my boss and myself)

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