missed connection: amtrak
November 21st, 2006 | by the insider |You, girl on the train with her boyfriend (who was helping a nun with her suitcase).
Me, long-haired, bony-assed youngish dude with a beanie wearing jeans.
Your back was toward me when your hand slid up my leg and grabbed my ass, but I know you were only trying to be sly so your boyfriend (again, who was helping a nun) wouldn’t see.
Let’s get together and grope.
………..
I will never, ever live this down. EVER. I have never been so mortified. And the Chop thinks it’s hysterical. Kill me.
9 Responses to “missed connection: amtrak”
By Jen on Nov 22, 2006 | Reply
!
By wendykat on Nov 22, 2006 | Reply
wait… what?!
By Me, Myself and I on Nov 22, 2006 | Reply
excuse me? I am not alone wondering what the hell u are talking about… ¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?
By the insider on Nov 22, 2006 | Reply
lol.. OK.
Last night we were getting off the train. The Porkchop was helping a nun with her luggage, but I thought he was behind me.
So I reached my hand back and grabbed his ass.
And yet… it wasn’t his ass, oh no, it was the ass of a random dude on the train.
And I didn’t realize it until I turned around to see why the Chop hadn’t said something to me about grabbing his ass in front of a nun, and this kid in a beanie with long hair was looking at me.
Seriously, mortification personified.
By Me, Myself and I on Nov 22, 2006 | Reply
hahahahaha!! I tell you I thought you grabbed another girl’s ass xD whatever, it is funny anyways!! was it a good ass though? LOL
By wendykat on Nov 22, 2006 | Reply
oh. my. gawd.
i am so glad you only grabbed his ass. and was that missed connection for real then?
By the insider on Nov 22, 2006 | Reply
Me… NO! Skinny, bony and SO SO SO embarassing.
Wen.. lol, no it wasn’t. One the way home we were talking about it, as in “what if he posted on craigslist that he wants me to get in touch?!” :P
By Jen on Nov 22, 2006 | Reply
Well…Didn’t you tecnically already ‘get in touch’?
By the insider on Nov 22, 2006 | Reply
Erm.. yeah, kinda.
Ew.