November 21st, 2006missed connection: amtrak
You, girl on the train with her boyfriend (who was helping a nun with her suitcase).
Me, long-haired, bony-assed youngish dude with a beanie wearing jeans.
Your back was toward me when your hand slid up my leg and grabbed my ass, but I know you were only trying to be sly so your boyfriend (again, who was helping a nun) wouldn’t see.
Let’s get together and grope.
I will never, ever live this down. EVER. I have never been so mortified. And the Chop thinks it’s hysterical. Kill me.