word of advice
December 28th, 2005 | by the insider |When you are deathly ill and dying, go to a salon and get a bikini wax. They jack up the heat in the room until it’s a steamy 80 degrees. You’d be amazed at how that really helps you breathe.
On the other hand, driving to and fro is not recommended, as closing your eyes, hacking up a lung and forgetting to go at a green light are all frowned upon by your fellow drivers… particularly all three together.
I’m now going to try and sleep, but it doesn’t look promising (due to the hacking). Both the strep test and the flu test came back negative, but my dad is sure I have something, so he sent a sputum culture in this morning. I just want somebody to give me drugs and fix me before I get on a plane Friday… in 44 hours.
7 Responses to “word of advice”
By wendykat on Dec 28, 2005 | Reply
hehehe… gee i wonder to whose benifit you are waxing such a tender spot…
By grampa on Dec 28, 2005 | Reply
Driving and NyQuil do not go together.
and shut up, Wendy.
By the insider on Dec 28, 2005 | Reply
Wendy.. shouldn’t you be busily playing with your “whomever” right now? :P
G… don’t have Nyquil. Took Sudafed instead. It doesn’t appear to be helping.
By anne on Dec 28, 2005 | Reply
‘Tis the season for miracles, you might feel back to normal in the morning.
And don’t work so hard next time, it obviously does nothing for your holiday… (does that make sense?)
By wendykat on Dec 29, 2005 | Reply
hehehe. feel better sweetie. i’ll send you some vegetarian chicken soup… which really just means some veggie soup… *hug*
By Grampa on Dec 29, 2005 | Reply
Where the hell are you?
By the insider on Dec 29, 2005 | Reply
Thanks Anne.. I hope so.
Wendy… nice. ::hug::
G… sleeping. I am ill. :P