3:40 AM

October 30th, 2005 | by the insider |

Witness the return of the early morning drunken phone calls.

Girls suck.

Hello?

Hi! How are you? Missed you!

Um. What do you want?

You sound tired?

It’s 4 in the MORNING on a SUNDAY.

Right. OK. You know, I should just call you back tomorrow.

Good plan.

I haven’t talked to you in ages. I’ve missed you.

Uh huh. You too.

Wow, you really sound tired.

::growling noise:::

There’s the girl I know and love… OK, I’ll call you back tomorrow.

Good.

I just want to say. Girls suck. A lot. And they play games. And I hate games. And why can’t they be like guys?

Ah I see. What did she do exactly? And which one is this?

We were dating and I thought it was going well and now she just doesn’t want to anymore and I’m moving to Florida. Definitely. In three months.

Oh that’s good.

Yeah, ’cause then I can call you at a normal time for me—and you.

Good plan.

Night. I LOVE you. Miss you. Talk to you tomorrow.

Love you too Sawyer. Go to sleep.

  1. 16 Responses to “3:40 AM”

  2. By anne on Oct 30, 2005 | Reply

    I want to hear the end of that conversation and how you showed him that guys do in fact play games too, yes? ;)

  3. By the insider on Oct 30, 2005 | Reply

    Oh yes… I am quite looking forward to talking with him later today, lol. :)

  4. By Nightfly on Oct 30, 2005 | Reply

    Um…the dog. Very cute.

    The phone call…profoundly weird.

    Caller ID ever come to mind?

    :)

  5. By the insider on Oct 30, 2005 | Reply

    ROTFL… Cell phone. I knew who it was. He’s an old high school friend.

    “Profoundly weird.” lol :)

  6. By Me, Myself and I on Oct 30, 2005 | Reply

    The thing is: men want girls to be like they are BUT when they pop with someone like them they refuse get scared. Yes, they do. Where is the deal ?

    Ok, and now, I can allow myself to say “Sigh,MEN !”

  7. By Grampa on Oct 30, 2005 | Reply

    You know you love us.

    It’s just that we irk the shit out of you sometimes.

    I’m going back to bed.

  8. By the insider on Oct 30, 2005 | Reply

    Me.. yes, exactly. :)

    And yes, you irk the shit out of me—often. :P

  9. By Augustus on Oct 30, 2005 | Reply

    Tom Sawyer?

  10. By Me, Myself and I on Oct 30, 2005 | Reply

    Grampa, yes, we love you. I esp. love you all. That’s right. But it doesnt mean we have to bear you lol

  11. By the insider on Oct 30, 2005 | Reply

    Yes Augie. Tom Sawyer. He and I are old pals. I’m going to have him look you up when he moves to Flordia. You two would get along just fine. :P

    Me… ROTFL. So you fancy the Grampa, huh?

  12. By Me, Myself and I on Oct 31, 2005 | Reply

    well, that’s an option dear. I never say no at teh first time LOL

  13. By the insider on Oct 31, 2005 | Reply

    LOL… Sorry, I hear he’s off limits.

  14. By wendykat on Oct 31, 2005 | Reply

    oh lord. *eyes rolling*

  15. By the insider on Oct 31, 2005 | Reply

    Shut up. :P

  16. By wendykat on Oct 31, 2005 | Reply

    uh huh.

    insider and ______ sitting in a tree… kay eye ess ess eye en jee… first comes looove… then comes marriage… then comes ______ pushing a bay-beee carriage!

    hehehe *runs off laughing maniacally*

  17. By the insider on Oct 31, 2005 | Reply

    Cute. Very cute.

    Right back atcha.

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