3:40 AM
October 30th, 2005 | by the insider |Witness the return of the early morning drunken phone calls.
Girls suck.
Hello?
Hi! How are you? Missed you!
Um. What do you want?
You sound tired?
It’s 4 in the MORNING on a SUNDAY.
Right. OK. You know, I should just call you back tomorrow.
Good plan.
I haven’t talked to you in ages. I’ve missed you.
Uh huh. You too.
Wow, you really sound tired.
::growling noise:::
There’s the girl I know and love… OK, I’ll call you back tomorrow.
Good.
I just want to say. Girls suck. A lot. And they play games. And I hate games. And why can’t they be like guys?
Ah I see. What did she do exactly? And which one is this?
We were dating and I thought it was going well and now she just doesn’t want to anymore and I’m moving to Florida. Definitely. In three months.
Oh that’s good.
Yeah, ’cause then I can call you at a normal time for me—and you.
Good plan.
Night. I LOVE you. Miss you. Talk to you tomorrow.
Love you too Sawyer. Go to sleep.

16 Responses to “3:40 AM”
By anne on Oct 30, 2005 | Reply
I want to hear the end of that conversation and how you showed him that guys do in fact play games too, yes? ;)
By the insider on Oct 30, 2005 | Reply
Oh yes… I am quite looking forward to talking with him later today, lol. :)
By Nightfly on Oct 30, 2005 | Reply
Um…the dog. Very cute.
The phone call…profoundly weird.
Caller ID ever come to mind?
:)
By the insider on Oct 30, 2005 | Reply
ROTFL… Cell phone. I knew who it was. He’s an old high school friend.
“Profoundly weird.” lol :)
By Me, Myself and I on Oct 30, 2005 | Reply
The thing is: men want girls to be like they are BUT when they pop with someone like them they refuse get scared. Yes, they do. Where is the deal ?
Ok, and now, I can allow myself to say “Sigh,MEN !”
By Grampa on Oct 30, 2005 | Reply
You know you love us.
It’s just that we irk the shit out of you sometimes.
I’m going back to bed.
By the insider on Oct 30, 2005 | Reply
Me.. yes, exactly. :)
And yes, you irk the shit out of me—often. :P
By Augustus on Oct 30, 2005 | Reply
Tom Sawyer?
By Me, Myself and I on Oct 30, 2005 | Reply
Grampa, yes, we love you. I esp. love you all. That’s right. But it doesnt mean we have to bear you lol
By the insider on Oct 30, 2005 | Reply
Yes Augie. Tom Sawyer. He and I are old pals. I’m going to have him look you up when he moves to Flordia. You two would get along just fine. :P
Me… ROTFL. So you fancy the Grampa, huh?
By Me, Myself and I on Oct 31, 2005 | Reply
well, that’s an option dear. I never say no at teh first time LOL
By the insider on Oct 31, 2005 | Reply
LOL… Sorry, I hear he’s off limits.
By wendykat on Oct 31, 2005 | Reply
oh lord. *eyes rolling*
By the insider on Oct 31, 2005 | Reply
Shut up. :P
By wendykat on Oct 31, 2005 | Reply
uh huh.
insider and ______ sitting in a tree… kay eye ess ess eye en jee… first comes looove… then comes marriage… then comes ______ pushing a bay-beee carriage!
hehehe *runs off laughing maniacally*
By the insider on Oct 31, 2005 | Reply
Cute. Very cute.
Right back atcha.